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About Me

I'm from socal. I wear Flip Flops with all my outfits, even to Church. I actually know what it is like to have a real tan all year long. I use words that are actually in the dictionary, such as "dude", "tight", "totally", and "like"!! "Hella" is not in the dictionary...So, Like totally is not a word. Orange County is called Orange County, not The OC and TJ is called TJ, not TiJuana. Layering-up to me is wearing a wifebeater/board shorts and putting a sweatshirt in my backpack. I may not know how to drive with Muni tracks and cable cars all over the road, but you better believe that I can drive, my stick shift, 90mph down the 405 with a Jamba Juice in one hand and my cell phone in the other while dodging all of the tourists on their way to Disneyland. I'm from SoCal Bro. mspmb enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal"

My Interests

I enjoy long walks on beach and playing with fuzzy animals, they tickle my feet with their fluffy hair.

Music:

I'm a nicely blended cocktail of musical appreciation.

Movies:

yeah like I watch these very often, but I suppose if you are going to make watch one: it'd better be funny, scary or have bodies being blown up. Well I suppose have a few boobs in there wouldn't hurt either.

Television:

Fuck Television, Play Video Games. Thats the only thing a TV is good for.

Books:

Yes Please!

Heroes:

I swore I would never put a video on my MySpace page...but this is best video I've ever seen...

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My Blog

Things I Now Know

Being a super genius can be hard at times. Sure hot women throw themselves at you just by the thought of possibly gaining some obscure knowledge via osmosis. But it isn't all just sushi and sake bombs...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST

The Waiting Game

I am not a very patient person. That is not to say that I am unable to be patient, but I just don't idle well. I always need to be doing something. I need to be actively using some part of my body (wh...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST

I'm FUCKING Rich

HA HA! Im fucking outta here. Boy this must be my lucky day. You all can start being jealous now. I'M FUCKING RICH! I'm getting the hell out of my house buying a place on some tropical island. Now tha...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:45:00 PST

Cinco de Mayo: The Guide

Cinco de Mayo. The Mexican St. Patricks Day. A perfectly good holiday for a certain group to celebrate a historic event...however it was popularized by the great Caucasians of America. Like St. Patric...
Posted by Jimmy on Sat, 06 May 2006 06:06:00 PST

Sickness The Learning Experience

For those of you who didn’t know, I spent the entire week last week being as close as humanly possible to feeling like death, without actually dying. I can’t remember the last time I felt ...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:27:00 PST

Ignorance Is Bliss

If you have been reading my blog since its creation, you will know that it has gradually evolved into what it is today. New readers find my writing style to be basically generalizing recent events in ...
Posted by Jimmy on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:32:00 PST

It's Funny Because it's You!

One little statement has gotten me into a lot of trouble recently. That statement is&What you can't take a joke? Fuck you.There are things in my life that I would redo if given the chance (not necessa...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:39:00 PST

Jimmy's St. Patrick Day Special Blog

Welcome everyone to Jimmy's Super Special St. Patrick's Day Blog. As you should know, today is St. Patrick's Day; and like any great, ethnic/religious, holiday is ONLY observed by the most devout foll...
Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST

Just Change My Damn Oil

Like death, taxes and Paris Hilton sleeping with someone new tonight, it is inevitable. Every three months it happens. I get that little card in the mail that says: Dear Jimmy, Our records indicate th...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:22:00 PST

Valentines Day - The Day Women Won

Ok I'll say it. Every girl expects every (straight) guy to say it. So I'm going to fucking say it&Valentines Day blows ass. It is a crappy 'holiday'&actually&it isn't a holiday so I'm not going to cal...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:13:00 PST