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Moral Crayfish

About Me

Moral Crayfish is Dan Cohoon and who ever he can sucker in playing with. Moral Crayfish was the name of his sister’s imaginary rock band when she was in college. Brothers Dan & John Cohoon stole the name from her when they entered the battle of the bands in high school. They had discovered that by duct-taping a headphone to the body of their younger sister’s viola and plugging it into the mic jack of a boom box they could get distortion and feedback. They also discovered how to “multi-track” by connecting various boom boxes and audio devices together. The brothers started taping over their parents’ collection of Sermons from their former church, the Alliance Bible Church, in San Antonio to make noise tapes. At this time the brothers had little or no knowledge of avant-garde or underground music. It was with joy and a little disappointment when they first heard the works of such artists as Sonic Youth , Dead C , and Richard Youngs on college radio shows from WVUD & WPRB . It was exciting because these artists were pursuing similar sonic explorations; disappointing because they were not doing anything all that new.
In college a friend gave Dan Cohoon a Sears’s electric guitar that survived a house fire, complete with plastic flowers & 90210 stickers on it. One of the conditions of keeping the guitar was that he was not allowed to remove the stickers. By that time in college he had become interested in the work of John Cage , especially his work with prepared piano. Dan Cohoon started applying the techniques Cage used for his prepared piano on his guitar. He would shove metal and wooden objects into the guitar strings. Using the feedback of the guitar to move the objects would cause a loop. The feedback would cause the objects to move, and the movement would make a sound which would cause the objects to move again. When Dan Cohoon saw Dean Roberts play with his band White Winged Moth his style of guitar playing changed again. Dean Roberts would use a screw driver to twirl against the strings and the body of the guitar. When he adopted his style of playing he learned that you could have a great deal of control with a wider variety of sound possibilities.
His first release featured my own primitive guitar and piano playing, along with field recordings of my family and excerpts from sermon noise tapes he had made in high school. It was called I feel for you, but I can not find you.It was released on Dead-Fish Tapes , a tape-only label run by Jason Cammarata of Goat Boy Sound and Disappointed fame. He recorded Pain’s Temporary Glory on a computer that could barely handle four tracks of audio in Portland, Maine in 1999. The title comes from an interview with BMX freestyler Matt Hoffman, who was quoting Evil Knievel. He misread the quote and thought it said “Pain’s Temporary Glory.” The real quote is “Pain is temporary, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars”
After Portland, Maine he moved out to Portland, Oregon--thus fulfilling a dream of living in two separate cities with the same name in one year. He produced “If you build it, we will burn it ,” using a Sanyo boom box and toy keyboards. Sanyo boom boxes have the ability of playing two tapes at once, which he then dumped to a third tape deck. He borrowed a four track for final mixings, but the majority of the sound was produced using the more archaic multi-tape deck multi-tracking technique. It was released on Mini-Wagonwheel's (of Rollerball Fame) Nilla Cat CD-R label. While in Portland he was also active in the drone universal rock trio the Taken Girls .
In 2003 he moved back to Pennsylvania. Disconnected from an active music scene Cohoon began to concentrate on making sound pieces. The sound pieces still used the prepared guitar as a base but now included house hold objects and small percussion instruments that he manipulate on his laptop. He released several self produced CD-R’s. In 2007 Rumpus Records (from Norway) released The Month of the Dog That year Dan Cohoon also started up his imaginary record label, Field Theory Recordings that has released his latest offering I am fully aware of my own unreality .
Links:
http://www.moralcrayfish.blogspot.com/
http://www.myspace.com/moralcrayfish
http://www.last.fm/music/Moral+Crayfish
http://www.field-theory-recordings.blogspot.com
http://www.ilike.com/artist/Moral+Crayfish

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/21/2006
Band Website: http://moralcrayfish.blogspot.com/
Band Members: Dan Cohoon & whoever he plays with at the time.
Influences: Ampbuzz
Azusa Plane
Albert Ayler
Bardo Pond
Black Dice
Boredoms
Bugskull
John Cage
Can
Charalambides
Tony Conrad
Dadamah
Dead C
John Fahey
Faust
Eric Gaffney
Alastair Galbraith
Ghost
Gordons
Grifters
Keiji Haino
Jackie-o Motherfucker
Graeme Jefferies
Peter Jefferies
Killdozer
Luxurious Bags
Metal Machine Music
Roy Montgomery
Pin Group
Prairie Dog Flesh
Ptolemaic Terrascope
Dean Roberts
Siltbreeze Records
Skullflower
Sonic Youth
Soul-Junk
This Kind of Punishment
Twisted Village
Vibracathedral Orchestra
Simon Wickham-Smith
Wreck Small Speakers on Expensive Stereos
Xpressway
Richard Youngs

Sounds Like: MORAL CRAYFISH: : Gadolinite : Much like the mineral Gadolinite , which the latest Moral Crayfish album is named after, this album is a dark dense brooding affair. This album marks Dan Cohoon’s third time to participating in the National Solo Album Month contest, which happens every November. All Sounds produced were made using prepared/ unprepared guitar, hand percussion, thrift shop snare drum, Yamaha DX-100 keyboard, Christmas tree watering device used as a horn, bells, violin, thumb harp, harmonica and various other house hold objects. These sounds were then manipulated and layered on a laptop to create the dense sonic environments. You can stream or download the entire album here . If you are still into the whole object-hood thing you can purchase : the album for $5.00. (postage paid inside US) :

MORAL CRAYFISH: I am fully aware of my own unreality. This album was recorded in the month of November, 2007 for the National Record a Solo Album Month . It deals with a missadventure by Dan Cohoon involving a certain town on the north shore of Massachusetts, home to a substandard art school with questionable taste in public art. . [Hints: It is the town north of : Witch City USA : (a town making profit off of the massacre of women for over 250 years), it is where the people who killed all witches actually lived, John Updike lives there, : Julia Childs: liked to frequent a bad Chinese restaurant just north of the town), it is the town that birthed the American Navy (unless you talk to the folks in Marblehead ).] :All sounds made by Dan Cohoon using prepared guitar (electric and acoustic), pot lids, chop sticks, hand drum, harmonica, violin, snare drum, maracas, Yamaha DX-100 , Casio CT-K 330 , Hondo II , Washburn , toy keyboards and various other implements of clatter. You can download the entire album for free here . If you you prefer the physical object you can get it via PayPal for $5.00

MORAL CRAYFISH: Catastrophic Success All sounds made by Dan Cohoon using prepared guitar, screwdrivers, chopsticks, dowel rods, bells and various other household objects. This E.P. is less dependent on prepared guitar than previous work. Most of the sounds were produced using everyday objects that were then manipulated on the computer. It was recorded from Summer of 2005-Winter 2006 in Glen Mills, PA. It was mastered by Jacob Anderson @ Tape Mountain HQ.The name Catastrophic Success comes from one of the many brilliant mis-statements our dear leader has made in regards to Iraq. A reporter asked what he thought of the situation in Iraq. George W. Bush replied that it was a “Catastrophic Success!” Well, he got it half right.Underseas * Hypnotheoretical * I’m the Decider Catastrophic Success * Misunderestimate * Make the Pie Higher ::Moral Crayfish: Catastrophic Success may be purchased via PayPal for $3.00 : MORAL CRAYFISH: We did not do it, but we dug it! All sounds created by Dan Cohoon using prepared guitar, plastic water bottles, glass cups, music box, Casio CTK-330, metal bowl, AM radio static, photographic flash, coins, screwdrivers, metal flashing & various other household objects.Recorded in the summer & fall of 2004 in Glen Mills, Pennsylvania. Mastered by Mini-Wagonwheel in Portland, Oregon in the winter of 2005. The quote, “We did not do it, but we dug it,” originated in the documentary The Weather Underground . It is what a hippy girl said after the Weathermen bombed the United States Capital Building.

Moral Crayfish: We did not do it, but we dug it! is available for purchase via PayPal for $4.oo.:

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Record Label: Field Theory Recordings, Rumpus, NillaCat
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

EMPTY SHAPES winter Tour

http://www.myspace.com/emptyshapes Hey Kids: I am playing prepared guitar for the Claymont, DE  band the EMPTY SHAPES. We are the OFFICIAL MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. BLUES band. We kind of sound like the ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:07:00 GMT

Shows in December

12/18 (Heavy Winged+US Girls, Insect Factory, Lunch With Beardo & Moral Crayfish@ Kung Fu Necktie) Empty Shapes + Moral Crayfish, Al & Andy Duvall & Kitty Rotten on Boxing Day (12/26/08) @...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:59:00 GMT

MORAL CRAYFISH: Gadolinite (new album)

Much like the mineral Gadolinite, which the latest Moral Crayfish album is named after, this album is a dark dense brooding affair. This album marks Dan Cohoon's third time to participating in the Nat...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:40:00 GMT

Various friends of Silber: Winterizing

Moral Crayfish was pleased to be included in Silber Record's somewhat biannual Christmas/Holiday compilation. My track is entitled "Flight Into Egypt", which references the more gory part of the Chri...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:30:00 GMT

Moral Crayfish @ The Fire 10/21/08

Moral Crayfishwill take part in Northern Valentine's month long residency @ The Fire in Philadelphia. Moral Crayfish will be playing with Power Animal, Lunch for Beardo along with Northern Valentine...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Recording of Moral Crayfish Set @ Knitting Factory 5/27

Hey KidsJeff from Country Feedback was kind enough to post my MORAL CRAYFISH set from the Knitting Factory in NYC last night.You listen/download it here.
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Terrascope On-line reviews Moral Crayfish’s "I am fully aware of my own unreality.

  Terrascope On-line reviews Moral Crayfish's I am fully aware of my own unreality.See Review Below:http://www.terrascope.co.uk/Reviews/Rumbles_May08.htm& nbsp;Recorded in November 2007 for the "N...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Moral Crayfish playing the Knitting Factory in NYC

Hey Kids:Moral Crayfish will be playing a show for a great podcast Country Feedback@ The Knitting Facotry in NYC on May 27th, 2008. I will be providing the feedback for the evening.See Info Below:Coun...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 15:41:00 GMT

MWVM: Rotations Remixed

Moral Crayfish is pleased to be included on the compilation of sound artists remixing the work of mwvm, the moniker for british guitarist Michael Walton. You can download the entire disc for free Se...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:22:00 GMT

Terrascope On-line review of MORAL CRAYFISH: Month of the Dog

Moral Crayfish was reviewed in the British music journal Terrascope On-line.See Review Below:The beginning of Rumbles for March 2007 found me in the good company of Cageian scholar Dan Cohoon's Moral ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:52:00 GMT