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Toffman

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About Me

Recently Married to the best wife ever! Will close on a house soon. Love technology and gadgets. .. ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Toff
Birthday: 6/18/74
Birthplace: Pueblo, Co
Current Location: Denver, Co
Eye Color: Blue Grey
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1/2 Italian 1/2 Norweigan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nameless Brand Loafers
Your Weakness: Confidence at times
Your Fears: Slight fear of flying of late
Your Perfect Pizza: White Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sell off junk on ebay
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROTFLMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time To Make The Donuts
Your Best Physical Feature: My Smile
Your Bedtime: Midnightish
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Just Add Water Lemon Flavored Tea Crystals
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dark Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Do bears fuck in the woods?
Do you Sing: Hell No
Do you Shower Daily: Hell Yes
Have you Been in Love: Still Am
Do you want to go to College: Be there, Done that
Do you want to get Married: Ditto
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Most of the time
Are you a Health Freak: Not in the slightest
Do you get along with your Parents: Quite Well Actually
Do you like Thunderstorms: I can take em or leave em
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Are they called dates when your married?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, unfortunately :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Very much so
Ever been called a Tease: Not once
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: When I'm old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: More long than short
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Real women have curves
Best Clothing Style: Tank Tops
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 including Alcohol
Number of CDs I own: At least 500+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0

My Interests

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My Blog

Undertaking copyleft while flying sideways

This was the weirdest part of the lyrics to me. Thankfully wikipedia to the rescue.Turns out when Gregory Hill authorized free printing of the Principia Discordia, used All Rights Reversed instead of ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:13:00 GMT

All Rights Reversed

To the 5 of you who viewed my blog and went WTF? I actually found the page 13 reference when looking up lyrics to the Chemical Brothers song All Rights Reversed that just won't get unstuck from my hea...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:48:00 GMT

Heaven is down. Hell is up.

"Heaven is down. Hell is up.This is proven by the factthat the planets and starsare orderly in theirmovements,while down on earthwe come close to theprimal chaos."--Principia Discordia, Page 13
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT