Ok......I'm 22 from Pimlico in Central London. I'm currently trying my best to fail a Quantity Surveying Consultancy degree at Kingston University, but I've kept my options open and if I do fail, I'm going to open the Matt Stafford homeless owl refuge. Where homeless owls can get themselves clean, have a good meal and just do whatever they feel. They'll be trained in job interview techniques, financial self awareness and for the ones who have strayed off the wagon, alcohol awarness sessions. It'll just be nice to give something back to the wise old owls.I'm no doctor (except on weekends when I hang around A&E prescribing my mums valiums to children with crayons in their ears) but I think I've got insomnia. Due mainly to too much alcohol and that bloody QuizMania. I know all the answers but they never answer my calls - mind you the Samaritans are pretty busy at 4 in the morning on a Satuday night!Neway enough of my shit-chat......I'm lively, outgoing and I hope to most people, have a great sense of humour. I'm apparantly intelligent but just too lazy to show it. I'm enjoying being single for the first time in ages but that doesnt mean I'm not on the look-out!! I've got a twin brother called Luke, we're classed as identical but I dont think we look alike!!I love almost everything about London (except for the peanut/hot-dog selling Kosovans, the price of a pint, no-smoking pubs, pigeons- like rats but with wings, the congestion charge, Romanian gypsies playing the accordion on the tube dressed as Santa in the bloody Summer....WHY???? and Ken Livingstone....what a bloody Labour Nazi!)Apart from that London has its good points (mainly swimming in the fountains at Trafalgar Square in November: my bro's favourite after hours stunt, river sightseeing tours: an excuse to get drunk while being told by a guide everything we already know, then asking the tour guide questions in a dodgy German accent that only we know the answers to, the nightlife: fav. clubs include the Clapham Grand, Glassworks, Opera House, Pacha, Cafe de Paris and Zoo Bar).Right thats enough about me for now.....can't tell u everything, have to leave some to the imagination!!!Matt. P.s. hey to all the family in Belfast, I love you all!!!! xx
