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Dan

I am a walrus. I type using my flippers.

About Me

There was a time when I was a gangsta, and would cruise on my bicycle thru the streets of Tampere listening to Coolio on my walkman. I don't know what has happened to me.....
I've been trying to construct a life that makes sense from things I find enjoyable. I think for myself and respect others who do the same. I talk to myself sometimes aswell, but I don't always listen. I stay up late, I sleep in, and I feel hung over way too often. I'm trying to get "it" together... whatever "it" is. I have better taste in music than I do in girls. I fluctuate between being extremely outgoing and totally reclusive. I don't always answer my phone when it rings. I wish my family wasn't so fucking nuts, but I thank the gods that my friends are.
I'm back in Finland Now. The bike I've outgrown, but its replacement is a TANK! As soon as my service in the army is over I'm going off to explore/frighten the world. Providing i survive my adventures abroad i should be back in england in september and moving to Oxford to start uni. That is the plan for now, but plans change...
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My Interests

Im really good at doing the YMCA, especially if I'm assigned the part of the construction worker.

I'd like to meet:


If you're a morning person, I hope a bus smashes through your house at midnight.

Music:

Last weeks Top 10

Books:

Any 'Calvin and Hobbes' book by Bill Watterson.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Elmo, The Cookie Monster, and your Mum.

My Blog

come rub my feet.. ahh common.

My feet are dead. Really really dead! They smell. They are bloody. Supermatket deli's could harvest my toes for exotic cheeses and one of my many attractive blisters is the shape of australlia.... My ...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

ramblings

Just in case you wanted to know. I think of all kinds of things, you allready know that, and i usually form opinions most others don't seem to hold. You should have realised thta too. I could be ...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:28:00 PST

Centipedes are not resistant to severe blunt trauma.

Source: my shoe.
Posted by Dan on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

Yea, you piss me off too.

Tree Aye Em.Television? Yea, you piss me off.My family. Yea, you piss me off too.My friends? I'll come up with something...My enemies? I love you, because you make no bones about trying to piss me off...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:58:00 PST