Another year older, another year drunker. |
Good evening my friends, family, villains, passerby, whatever. As you may already be aware, today marks the 23rd anniversery of my being shot into this world on a rocket made of spite and disinterest....
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 23:13:00 GMT |
Constructing an impromptu molotov cocktail, and other helpful tips for the upcoming anarchy. |
Well, beloved reader, we're in it aren't we? Knee deep in it, one might even say. If you live under a rock or you're one of the intelligent types that don't watch the news/read the paper etc., then yo...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:39:00 GMT |
And let's face it, who doesn't love a Catholic? |
Hello there, you downtrodden abused reader, who still manages to crawl back to my blog every so often. Glad to see you. As you may already be aware this Wednesday started Lent, which for the uninitiat...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:44:00 GMT |
Animal abuse, racism, and gangsta rap, or How I learned to love the Bomb. |
Good evening, my legion of four, maybe five regular readers. Glad to see you've all made it through National Singles Awareness day relatively unscathed. I'm not going to sit here and whine your collec...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:49:00 GMT |
Mobile Blogging V 2.7.2.whatever |
Hello, gentle reader. As you might have guessed from the title I'm finally using my way-too-fucking-fancy phone to post a ridiculous blog. Are you as thrilled as me? No? Get over it and read.
So, I...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:04:00 GMT |
Fuck Santa Claus: A Declaration of War on the North Pole |
Well, it seems it's that time of year again: lights in trees, inflated Peanuts characters wearing pseudo-Christmas outfits, people celebrating consumerism and the birth of a Jewish Zombie Carpenter fr...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:20:00 GMT |
Pre-Christmas Stuff Your Face Genocidal Expansionist Holiday |
Hello, dear reader. I see that, like a masochist, you have returned to pour through my thoughts on this and that. I hope you will not be disappointed by this week's topic: Thanksgiving. Yes yes, the h...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:47:00 GMT |
Eggnogadon and you: The first book of Eggnogadon |
Yes, I know, two blogs in as many weeks is practically unheard of. Get over it. I'm here to tell you folks all about the season of Eggnogadon. Eggnogadon is a holiday passed down from the almighty Egg...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:12:00 GMT |
Weighing in... |
Good morning, afternoon, evening, or night beloved reader. Tonight I'm doing away with silly titles and rage filled rants to take a look at the events of the past forty eight or so hours. As I'm sure ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
Of trailer parks, mental defect, and lackluster work performance. |
Hello, faithful readers! It's me again, and with swanky new pictures it's time for swanky new blogging. This month's topic: Motherfuckers.Yes, Motherfuckers. Specifically motherfuckers who refuse to A...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:57:00 GMT |
