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Monsieur Fantastique!

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About Me

Greek/Irish Aquarian. Dirty Jersey bred Graphic Designer, Laptop Magician, Rhodes Scholar, Wombat Tamer, Street Wizard, Hot Spot Locater, Olive Conoisseur, Wine Slayer, Black Pearl Diver, Kangaroo Wrestler (when down under), Recreational Weekend Alcoholic, Aeriolian Harpist, Rapscallion and Scallowag, Jack of All Trades - Beast Master of None, Baklava Fetishist, All around Ne'er do well, Finger Painter, Whirling Dervish, International Vagabond, Quadruple Agent, Stargazer, Friend to all and soon to be English teacher somewhere in Asia...PNU, Busan, S. Korea to be exact...

My Interests

polish poster art, fake designer shit, gamelan orchestras, matching socks, greek power seduction techniques, heraldic crests, primate behavior, electric youth, conceptual art, synthesis, the bedazzler,,, ios, orgone, mint tingle, hooliganism, the wiretapper, the 6th and 7th book of moses, synthetic crystal rivets, gucci cologne, unique and important leathercraftery, gold fronts, lechery, flannel dingleberries, victorian engravings, himalayan rock salt, field recordings, soft-core pornography, hard-core tomfoolery, dime stores, dimebags, the art of war, mandalas, contact cement, clever MCs, euthanasia, youth in asia / bukkake noir, end to end burners, things unseen, rabid elephants, lone star beer, biomimicry, art brut, estuff...

I'd like to meet:

ramakrishna, joan miro, jean dubuffet, andre breton, nikos kazantzakis, eliphas levi, edward gorey, luis bunuel, nick drake, king tubby, milorad pavic, sun tzu, le corbusier, edgard varese, federico fellini...those with grand stories to tell...

Movies:

the discrete charm of the bourgeoisie, stroyszck, five deadly venoms, amelie, city of women, rockers, lone wolf and cub, partner, kwaidan, phantom of liberty...

Television:

nope...

Books:

the baroque cycle, the baron on the trees, bel ami, love in the time of cholera, landscape painted with tea, inner side of the wind, the greek passion, magic and mystery in tibet, ...

My Blog

Pete’s Adventures In Asia - Chapter 1.

Alright Y'all,I know, I know. You're all saying here's another one of Pete's long ass travel emails. However, this one is kinda funny and will give you a better idea of the craziness they call Busan...
Posted by Monsieur Fantastique! on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:12:00 PST

Evil Eye Charms, Gucci Kicks and Sensual Manhandling - Istanbul Part 2

Upon last report, I believe we left the intrepid traveller (me) contemplating getting an erotic soap massage by some buxom Turkish bath attendant and buying as much crap as humanly possible in the Gra...
Posted by Monsieur Fantastique! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:48:00 PST

Pete's Adventures In Istanbul!!!

Merhaba friends! (*I think this means hello in Turkish, although I've made no attempt whatsoever to learn this godforsaken language, due to the fact that I'm on vacation and can't be bothered with su...
Posted by Monsieur Fantastique! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST