Possibly the best About Me ever written...
My name is Josh.
You've obviously heard of me.
And if you added me and took the time to get to know me, you'd probably find that I am just as much of a cunt as you've been told.
My life is so great, it has been so easy.
Which is exactly why I sit inside on MySpace all day and tell everyone how great my life is. I have learnt things the easy way, and I never learn from my mistakes.
I hate my friends.
They make me sick, they are the most disgusting people I have ever met. If you mess with one of my friends, I won't give a shit.
Only ugly people are allowed to talk to me, and beauty isn't just skin deep.
I like people balls on my face, and touching myself in public, because I am a whore.
If you add me and don't talk to me, then I won't delete you, because I like to look popular.
MySpace Is clearly the most important thing in anyones life, if you don't care what is written about you on MySpace your obviously a battyman.
My Top Friends IS in order, if your not on it or don't like where you are on it, then your life is clearly not worth living and I think you should go kill yourself..
Bye bye...
Disclaimer: Please note, this About Me is not true, It was written to take the piss out of everyone who writes this kind of crap on their MySpace, I'm not even called Josh.
