Alex Timbell

I was born in the fairy land of music where Dorothy sing "Over the Rainbow" every fuckin'morning with his stupip pet and I'm still livin' in. Well, actually, I'm the god of that country. I was elected by myself some years ago. My dad was Barry Manilow (or some guy who had the same hair) and my mum was Dollie Parton (or some girl who had the same...). My grand-pa was an old banjo from the Big Easy who used to play in the deep deep south and he was one of the instruments of the Banjo Boys, famous band well known in the neighborhood of Hannibal. My first band was the Noisy Nose with my fellow Nick Vains and, oh god, we made so much noise, it was terrific! Oh! Brother what a success. Well 'bout him, he was the pelvis. Yeah! No kidding! Hey, colonel Parker, don't you remember me? With all that stuff, how can you expect me to be a tin pan alley singer! That's what I am? Oh! That's so rock'n'roll, folks!!!