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Mike

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About Me


Pretty much I'm just a 22-year old guy livin' it up in Hawai'i for almost 2 years now. I'm originially from California, Sacramento Area. I left Cali to join my best friend on Maui, livin' in a lil town called Kihei on the south-west shore. I was there about 8 months before I relocated again, this time to a place a little more accomadating of my lifestyle - So, for a little over a year now, O'ahu has been my home.I'm a pretty wild guy. Just a crazy kid out to take on the world and get everyone's attention as I do so. At times, I come across a little wild, eccentric... crazy even but, I'm so much more than my manic exterior. Don't get me wrong, being the life of the party is what I live for - I'm just sayin' there's a lot more to me... but few end up taking the time to see it.Since moving, I've tried to make it a point to be constantly growing, learning... changing. The way I see it - every day, every moment is a chance for prosperity; a chance to evolve, improve, and adapt to life and the changes around us. Something that's always helped me is a single belief that I hold true above all else...The belief that IN EVERYTHING, THERE LIES PURPOSE.There is purpose in who you meet, purpose in where you are, and purpose in where you are headed. There is a purpose in EVERYTHING: what you spend your time doing, your accomlishments and mistakes, finding love and losing it, and all the seemingly insignicant things throughout your day-to-day life. This is the single-most important philiosophy in my life and it has helped me to stay strong and not give up.AND OF COURSE, WHERE THE HELL WOULD I BE WITHOUT THE AMAZING FRIENDS I'VE MADE ON THIS ISLAND. I have learned SO much from all of them and they always manage to be there for me RIGHT when I need them... so, thank you, ALL of you - You guys ROCK.;-pLAWRENCE ~ My buddy, I am going to miss you so much! I have taken in and absorded such a wealth of knowledge and wisdom in just three short years from you, things I am sure will take me VERY far, lessons that will surely help me succeed in ways I might have thought unimaginable. Thank you Lawrence, thank you for being my rock, my strength, my heart and my truth. You were never hesitant to express those incredibly deep, personal ideals that you hold in such a high regard - and in doing so you helped me realize that I shouldn't refrain from doing so either. Thank you for believing in me Lawrence, I will miss you, but we will see each other again soon, take care, I love you.HALLOWEEN '05 ON THE CASTRO!!! "TOSTADA!"
SEXY FUCKIN FREAKS ON THE TWIN PEAKS!!!
PHILIP'S GOING-AWAY PARTY!!!

My Interests

Many things these days seem to catch my eye, or grab my attention... I'm kind of in an exploration stage when it comes to things I'm interested in - I seem to have refrained from expanding on my interests and curiousities the past few years and would really like to get out there and try/see some new things... so I guess my primary interest is .... - being interested.

I'd like to meet:

..Anybody and Everybody I can see having a friendship, relationship, or just plain getting a long with... I'm very open and have an ecclectic taste in friends
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

Music:

My taste in music varies tremendously. Ever since I was young, I was exposed to many different genres of music and I think that it's a great character trait to have. I listen to most anything across the board - from Madonna to Blink 182, Enya to Franz Ferdinand, Britney Spears & Janet Jackson to Too Short and Nine Inch Nails. Im even known to listen to Dixie or gospel music. I really can listen to anything, as long as it has a message and conveys it well, whatever the message may be.

Movies:

A FEW PIX OF MY NEW "FAMILY" IN MAUI ....

SF TRIP WITH MY LYNNY BABIES AND SEXY MOFO CURTIS!

JAY BABY AND I @ OCEAN BEACH! LOVE YA HUN! DO WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN OR WHAT!? AND OF COURSE WE GOTSTA LOVE OUR TRU & BOBBI!!!

Television:

MY GIRLS - LACEY, SARA, ERIN AND BIA!R.I.P. MY SISTER'S DOG COCO :-(

Books:

I'm a total schizo when it comes to reading. Kinda trips me out, there's periods in time when ALL I'm doing is reading reading reading! Then, I go on a literature drought for some time.... and eventually its back to the crazy eat, sleep, and read routine. Typically I get involved in trilogies or a series however, I have been known to grab a straight forward, front to back, no bullshit type novel also. Cliffhangers can leave you feeling like you're left with a year long "literary dick tease" since the lazy ass author simply wants to 'take their time' with their next installment....... (Thank you J.K. ... inconsiderate bitch) Speaking of which, love the Harry Potter series... people who don't force themselves thru the first 2 will probably end up passing judgement too hastily. The books have some REAL meat on their bones... and they're not kid's books.... that is if you're patient enough to discover that on your own. Books belong to that rare, almost exstinct branch of entertainment that doesn't rely on the "A-typical, modern day, immediate-gratification factor" to entice its audience. I just wish people would stop and realize that the only reason they're "entertained" is because they're being bombarded with excessive-distractions not legitimate entertainment.

My Blog

SNL Weekend Update clip - THIS is comedy

Fred Armisen as his original character "Nicholas Fehn" on Weekend Update ..... FUCKING HILARIOUS, this kind of comedy requires a very specific and unique audience of...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:55:00 PST

Cazwell - HOT SHIT.

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Posted by Mike on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

Revelations...

Thinking...It seems like thats all I do anymore. Think. I sit around and wonder what the hell I'm going to do. Giving into my superficial emotions, I try to blame my situation on someone or something ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

THE OFFICIAL "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MICHAEL MCCALMON?" UPDATE BLOG

             OK... SO YEAH YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE LEFT ALL YA'LL IN THE DARK FOR QUITE A WHILE YEAH? SOME OF YOU HAVE PROBABLY DECIDED I'VE DI...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:25:00 PST

A PIECE OF SELF EXPRESSION...

I WROTE THIS AFTER A REALLY TOUGH TIME IN MY LIFE - JUST A SIMPLE EXPRESSION OF UNRESTRAINED, UNINHIBITED EMOTION DURING A DIFFICULT TIME - THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING SOME OF YOU COULD RE...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST

HAWAII ... !?

So, .... I might be moving to Hawaii.... Maui to be specific......   Thoughts........ anyone .....???...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:02:00 PST

RELIEF EFFORT - TOTALLY CONFUSED!!!

    Ok, so my sister propositioned me with something today and it has really got me torn between myself and how I feel about it. She asked me if I would leave with her NEXT WEEK to go b...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:27:00 PST

IN CASE YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME... ~july 17th~

SO, I DUNNO HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW.... BUT!!!!!!!!!HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE JUST CAME OUT SO IF I'M LIKE.... I DUNNO, TOTALLY AND UTTERLY, COMPLETELY M.I.A.   ........ NO WORRIES I'M ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Capitol City + Jazz Parade = IDIOTS WITH IMPAIRED DRIVING

Ok............ so, this is my first just plain ass trivial blog simply put here to validate my existance for today...... *pinches skinto confirm* ........ ... (shit, not again, ok so I can't feel a da...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck.... just..... FUCK.

Sister goes into surgery in 8 min..... under the knife... God this is fucking weird. She's only a year older than me and she JUST got diagnosed with ovarian cancer.... what the hell... why does God al...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST