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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Howard
Birthday: 05.12.83
Birthplace: Manchester, St Mary's
Current Location: Bedroom
Eye Color: Green/Grey?
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I usually use my right, but on occasion I like to use my left for a bit of variation! ha ha
Your Heritage: Your arse stinks!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoe like
Your Weakness: i am inwincible!
Your Fears: Being asked by Mark Lawrenson if it is alright for him to show me his ball control!
Your Perfect Pizza: An eaten one.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be able to balance the entire cast of upstairs, downstairs on my head whilst eating a cheesecake with a horse shoe tied to the end of a hose pipe.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: One in the hand is worth two in the bush, so lets all get naked and have some toffee. Yay!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is my crotch slightly cold even though it has been under cover all night?
Your Best Physical Feature: head bone
Your Bedtime: No, your bedtime!
Your Most Missed Memory: How can I remember something if I missed it in the first place.
Pepsi or Coke: Shite. Yes I would rather eat my own shit then pay for that crap.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whichever is closestand most covenient, because if I had to travel very far to get either of them then it would defeat the object it being fast food.
Single or Group Dates: I like one on one, but orgies are fine by me.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who cares they both look like piss.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Somewhere in between
Do you Smoke: All my mates do so I might as well smoke when I go out with them.
Do you Swear: Damn straight
&..39;Do you Sing:' Some people would call it shouting and I would agree
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, Mr Thompson comes round everyday for his golden shower
Have you Been in Love: Once, but the pages got stuck together. It was a sad day for all three of us.
Do you want to go to College: Been there and it was rubbish.
Do you want to get Married: One day yes and we will get married on a bouncy church, with a midget playing guitar and a monkey playin the organ. That will be some day!!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I am sick of that fuckin LOCOMOTION. That kylie's got a lot to answer for!
Do you think you are Attractive: Suppose so, but who gives a shit!
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes they are cool
Do you play an Instrument: Yes my organ, oh and I can blow my own trumpet aswell
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ooooooooo ye
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Booze, but that isn't a drug, it's a drink
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No I hate them
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Shopping is gay!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes funnily enough I actually have and they taste like shit.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I like oriental women.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No Comment
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not had the chance
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In this weather?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some leaflets that someone had foolishly left unattended
Ever been Drunk: Stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: Me I don't think so I tend to say what I think
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes I stole a cream egg once or twice
How do you want to Die: I want to die laughing.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't know it is taking a while
What country would you most like to Visit: That one that is made out of chocolate
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: Any
Weight: I like something to get hold of, but I don't want to lose a hand trying
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not many
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't remember so they can't have been that bad
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