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Jonni Ash

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About Me

Full name: Jonathan (Jonni) Ash..... Facts about me: 1) i have never in my life eaten toast or crocodile meat - everything else, yes.... 2) I was born with an extra finger on my right hand - it was chopped off..... 3) i am left handed..... 4)i am not a natural blonde..... 5)i once swallowed my tongue and - medically speaking - died whilst playing rugby, needless to say i was resuscitated but i wasn't allowed to play on...... 6)i have never met you - you might just think i have......
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My Interests

pretty much everything, i'm a very interested guy

I'd like to meet:

y'mum

Music:

All-sorts - i'm not gonna go all crappy and pick a genre i loathe but if i was forced to then i would choose - not hippety-hop coz that's overdone, but - ska, a horrific bastardisation of two fantasic parents

Movies:

brilliant, can't beat those magical moving pictures with sound - with or without colour.

Television:

what fun - dont watch much, but when i do i think: 'this is a fantastic medium, so engaging, so personal - when i am dictator i shall use it to permeate people's very being and control their thinking'

Books:

fantastic - possibly even better than television - though not as useful for propaganda purposes methinks. I love reading; anyone who doesn't either finds it difficult or is a moron, sometimes even both - but i have respect for the ones who find it difficult.

Heroes:

well, i love myself. Stevey-Stevey Gerrard - God's favourite Liverpudlian; aaaaaand... Isaak Kamakawiwoole - awesome, kudos
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonni Ash
Birthday: 20th May (pressies, yay)
Birthplace: Harlow, Essex (and proud - but not really)
Current Location: My favourite sitting room
Eye Color: Bluey grey
Hair Color: BLOND
Height: 5"11'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
The Shoes You Wore Today: big steel toe cap builder's boots for my suck ass job
Your Weakness: my weakness
Your Fears: phobiphobia
Your Perfect Pizza: peanut butter and chorizo sausage
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: crazy shit/ sweet candy
Thoughts First Waking Up: (brief inspection) 'jim...bob... and little john; oh thank god they're all still there'
Your Best Physical Feature: my washboard abs 'hey, dyu need to do some washing, i mean coz here's the washboard, zoomzoomzoom'
Your Bedtime: sorry?
Your Most Missed Memory: the person i can't remember - to bring the tone down.
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither - let's go for a meaty salad instead
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla - hate to be odd
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no - 'overdone i know'
Do you Sing: always (currently)
Do you Shower Daily: nope - my annual wallow does me fine
Have you Been in Love: dunno we'll see, it might just be an infatuation
Do you want to go to College: do you mean university? bloody americans
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: of course - i'm the only person i know exists - or is this less abstract, 'do i believe i can do things which are hard etc' - still of course
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think - i know
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yup, mumma's boy
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much so
Do you play an Instrument: yup, i blow my own trumpet and i sing my own praises
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: erm - not cigarrettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i've been on a man-date, but i don't think that counts
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope - but i have been to a shopping centre (bloody americans)
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup - though not performing this time grrr
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes - brighton (but i gaffa-taped my bum-hole, i don't want one like a clowns pocket now do i?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: not as such - i've been in fights though
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: with my family and friends around me - belittleing their grief.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a child - damn
What country would you most like to Visit: Jonnesia - it's one i shall found
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no real preference - though i love nice eyes
Favourite Hair Color: maybe brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: medium
Weight: Not large but not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: none - now das what im talkin about.
Number of Drugs I have taken: dunno how to answer that
Number of CDs I own: several, don't really have an amazing collection - not the medium i use very often
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: things i've done - anything thats hurt someone, but it all adds up to make me who i am - things out of my control - 1.
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