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James Penney

king of the burbs! ghetto revival! hallelujah holla back!

About Me



MyCrace is WAY better than MySpace

btw if you hear a wack song, look again its a radio!!! i hang out anywhere, and can hang out with pretty much anyone! i like to do new things, show me what you like to do! i could be missing out. appearance is nothing, stop being such a closed minded dumbass! know someone before you judge them! i like to learn new things, you would be suprised at how much you have in common with someone who looks/presents themselves so much differently than you! and the things you dont have in common is what makes it cool! be yourself, people may not always like who you are but atleast they should respect you! i like to party and meet new people who arent dumbasses! and from time to time, i like to make fun of some of those dumbasses! funny sometimes, mostly annoying! i dig video games of all genres and all systems from donkey kong atari to the beast that is MADDEN 360! (ea sports=my dream job)!!! i love to shop for clothes AND shoes! ps this doesnt make me gay...most likely makes your lady friend dig me haha...i just like fresh steps!...my dress style is eclectic; little prep, little skater, little urban/hip-hop, little whatever. i like to keep it versatile and change it up every once in a while! and i love when people can do the same! i love individuality in peoples styles as well as personality! i love when people are not afraid to say what they feel just because other people may not agree with them, who wants to hear the same shit all the time? ...my friends get drunk and tell the same stories everytime! its cool, happens all the time, i just want to hang out with YOU and hear YOUR stories! ive got some too, ive seen some CRAZY things!!haha ...love to workout now! its fun, you should try it! ESPECIALLY if you like to bitch about your body and dont do anything to improve it, pretty effin annoying/dont care to hear it! I LOVE TO EAT THOUGH! sometimes i eat myself into a food induced coma...i am a college kid! I DO WHAT COLLEGE KIDS DO! im 25 but still feel like a teenager, sometimes i laugh spontaneously at things that happened two years ago! and wont tell you what it is...so what! im wierd! i dont want to grow up, i already did the REAL WORLD thing, not fun! that said, im also a grown ass man! thus, I DO WHAT GROWN MEN DO! i am very mature when need be!...be cool, we can hang out! i am not an arrogant person, i am quite easy to get along with! i am shy at times if i dont know you or if im not around a bunch of people i know...after that, TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME! some say im pessimistic, i say REALISTIC! i dont like to sugar coat things! compliments from me are well earned, WHEN I SAY THESE THINGS I MEAN THEM! i think this is way more respectable than people who tell you what you want to hear! im honest, sometimes brutally! and i think that is the best, and possibly the most elusive, quality in a person! thus sometimes i seem insensitive, not the case! im a philanthropist and I AM SOOO MISUNDERSTOOD!!! ...if you cant deal with dry humor, the likes of which you may encounter in ANY/ALL of the content of this page, and/or any interractions we may have had in the past...then i apologize if i may have offended you! most likely not my objective! ...unless you deserved it! ha ha dont take life so seriously...YOULL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
oh and i EFFIN LOVE BUBBLE WRAP...and tomatoes...and cuddlin
and i DRUNK DIAL/TEXT so sorry in advance!
...its emberrassing sometimes but fun
Sick of all these dumb surveys?:
First set:
Do you ever feel like you're starring in your own version of the Truman Show? that movies pretty wierd
If you could be on any reality TV show, what would it be? And why? beauty and the geek! cuz im a fn nerd DUH!
If someone in Hollywood made a movie about your life...what would the title be? "Jeremy Crace Owns A Fucking Shopping Cart" or "The Rose That Grew From A Shit Pile" directed by quentin tarantino
If you could choose any song to sum up how you're feeling right now, what would it be? "unappreciated" cherish "irreplaceable" beyonce ha ha
What is your favorite song title? "Bitch" mayavirupa "Spottie Ottie" outkast
What's you opinion on......
Interracial dating/marriage? i date people, not colors PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com
Sex before marriage? HOLD ON! wtf,whos gonna sign that contract? how you gonna marry somebody if you dont know what the sex game is gonna be like! THATS prolly why half end in divorce! its 2007! just wrap ur shits up! but ill wait for YOU if you want, we'll just put a good sex clause in the nuptials, k? I DO!!!
Voting? vote or die! well you aint gonna die but you might live a fd up life! PhatPimpClothing.com
Public displays of affection? keep that to a min. that ish is kinda gross! but,then again, if its like that you cant really help it! GET YOUR SEXY ON!
The current U.S. drinking age? BS govt. conspiracy to get revenue from underage consumptions! MFs are gonna drink anyway, we used to steal mad dog and maui from grocery stores! ha ha (pukes at the thought) orange jubillee (pukes again) i cant even look at oranges anymore (now dry heaving)
What is your favorite.....
Picture that you have in your possession? you...naked! dont believe me? google it! that ish is all over ..!
Smell? mmmmm....the smell of carnival like foods and victory on CHAMPIONS LANE on scarlet and gray saturdays! the best damn squad in the land
Activity? see preceding!
Toothpaste? who cares! as long as its not made by bob barker! ha ha if you know what that means!!!!
Fashion Trend? (Past or Present) tight roll!!! whens that coming back??? i tried to pull it off but my celebrity is lacking! someone important help me out!
Miscellaneous:
Do you blog on a regular basis? flog???
If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be? does Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. count? or Muhammad Ali in his prime? mike tyson! ha ha that thit would be thhtupendouthh!
What is the scariest thing you have ever done? i step on ALL the cracks in the sidewalk, i walked under like 600+ ladders this year and black cats walk in front of me all the time! and sometimes i only look one way before crossing the street! and i walk with a razor blade under my tongue! ive broken alot of mirrors too...recently!
What is your favorite logo? block O -The Ohio State Universitythe jordan brand jumpman/flight logo PhatPimpClothing.com
What is your most prized possession? ME! im all i got! ha ha oh yeah and ur pics!
Do you call carbonated beverages...soda or pop? POP! son this aint the south! dirty dirty!
What is the most scandalous thing you have ever done? wtf
Are you modest? yeah i think...if i have time to be after convincing myself that i am the greatest thing to ever happen to the world! ha ha im REALLY insecure! its all an act! (sniffles)
Are you a procrastinator? .........................................................ill get back to you on that one!
Have you ever been in a 'secret' relationship? do you know what a secret IS? you nosy face! mind ur business, this is grown folks territory! ha ha
Do you believe in miracles? since you came alo-ong...you sexy thang! (you sexy thang you)
This survey HATES you! / More MyCrace SurveysMyspace .. Now Icons Myspace Codes

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

YOU! if you gotta nice b(_!_)ty! ha haand VIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

anything thats sexii! JT! hate all you want, you know you wanna be him!, D'Angelo, brown sugar! Genuine, Ursher, Robin Thicke...cant help myself! JE, Neyo, Bobby V, Chris Breezy, Omarion, whatever makes you smile mama! Gym Class Heroes, Incubus, Linkin Park, a little Fall Out BOY maybe, a little disturbed, system of a down! i just FUCK, kick her in the oooh baby...shes ok!, older rap, new shit is TRASH, I rock; Kanye, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Dead Prez, all those cats who actually say something!, Ludas new joint runaway love!, Outkast up to stankonia...i listen to that booTy-stank music in my trunk as long as theres that tick tick followed by that bump!, old Meth, red & meth blackout haha, redman docs the name 2000!, all PAC, most Jay-Z, B.I.G., Twista Adrenaline Rush!!!, Wu-Tang...and keep feedin you and feedin you! haha, both Chronic albums, Doggystyle, Crucial Conflict was fire, Dogg Pound Dogg Food!...on and on and on...and mayavirupa! thems my boys! add em, holler at em! be their groupies!!!!

Movies:

I enjoy making my own... bedroom, neighbors shower, public restrooms etc. as long as they dont know about it!

Television:

13" b/w with bunny ears and foil! That's where its at!

Books:

"If I Did It, Here's How It Happened" O.J. Simpson

Heroes:

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Amazing Crace
Birthday: 8-24-81
Birthplace: stankin ass stem-town
Current Location: The Ohio State University
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dk brown
Height: 69" ha ha
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: native american...who knows
The Shoes You Wore Today: fire red jordan V's
Your Weakness: THICKNESS! THICK and NICE! not THICK and CHUNKY!!! | PhatPimpClothing.com
Your Fears: snakes on a plane! | Mofo Snakes on a Mofo Plane PhatPimpClothing.com
Your Perfect Pizza: tubbys, mush on saus maybe banana peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: goals are for people who are trying to do something with their lives!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: not mine but others: LOL and what it do. leave that ish alone
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY DID I JUST DO THAT?
Your Best Physical Feature: i hope its not my personality! ha ha
Your Bedtime: insomniac 2-6 range! vampire club '01 ha ha ha crazy
Your Most Missed Memory: i used to have a goldfish named fluffy!
Pepsi or Coke: mt dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: my dude got stabbed at a BK! scarda that!!!
Single or Group Dates: me n u sweets! Aww!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gross! how bout gatorade?
Chocolate or Vanilla: i dont discrima-hate ...im sorry like atari, the cousin to coleco...
Cappuccino or Coffee: gross! how bout red bull? maybe a soco-lime!i got wings son! DO WORK! (swerves, crashes) ...IM OK! ...im cool...
Do you Smoke: sometimes, when drinking
Do you Swear: nope. F OFF!
Do you Sing: im an absolute rockstar, hit me up on myspace music! Gimme gimme gimme that groupie luv! | PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com
Do you Shower Daily: WTF
Have you Been in Love: I really dont think that is possible! can YOU make me believe??? ha ha
Do you want to go to College: no but i pay for it so...i try to go sometimes
Do you want to get Married: if i could find someone worthy
Do you belive in yourself: im AMAZING!
Do you get Motion Sickness: umm…wierd!
Do you think you are Attractive: I TRY! ...i did my best...no, im not going to cry!!
Are you a Health Freak: eat whatever, work it out!
Do you get along with your Parents: love moms! are you my daddy?b
Do you like Thunderstorms: no that ish is loud and violent, rain is cool though when you are sleeping

Do you play an Instrument: ha ha...my own
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: still tipsy from last night bumpin the walls in the halls addicted to the fast life
In the past month have you Smoked: redundancy
In the past month have you been on Drugs: past that stage ...ithink...as far as i can remember, anyway...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i dont know anyone worth taking
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im a effin kicks/fashion FIEND!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: seriously who does that?? does anyone say yes to this? FATTY FATTY McFATPANTS!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fish is bad enough when cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: redundancy. im a rockstar! 'member?
In the past month have you been Dumped: ha ha ha ARE YOU SERIOUS?..........yes (sobbing) ha ha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah mirror lake! if you dont know...ask somebody! jk
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart maybe...sorry!
Ever been Drunk: wtf ask me a couple more times (knock knock, hollow sound coming from your head) | PimpSpace PhatPimpClothing.com
Ever been called a Tease: ha ha yeah prolly alotta times!
Ever been Beaten up: yeah...its hard to fight when your blacked out! but def got a winning record! "you win some...you lose some...but you live...you live to fight another day"
Ever Shoplifted: when i was like 5, cept for the mad dog (pukes AGAIN) STOP REMINDING ME!! ...look im sorry ill never do it again SWEAR!! gosh, you the fuckin PO-lice or somethin? just dont tazer me you "bzzzt"-happy summabitch!! i have enough trouble tryna keep from pissing myself on my own THANKS!!
How do you want to Die: in a gruesome heinous accident like falling out of a plane onto a guy riding a ten speed...with a flat tire…and a busted chain! you know, something memorable! ...I hope hes ok! ...you know...the dude on the bike!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wtf is this kindergarten? I wanna be a MF hustler…ya betta ask somebody!
What country would you most like to Visit: man...uh...october...its nudie magazine day!! ..."what?" -what aint no country i ever heard of! they speak english in what? ...does marcellus wallace look like a bitch? "what?" -say what again! say what one-more-motha-fuckin-time motha fucka!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares. hazel, blue maybe
Favourite Hair Color: who cares. hazel, blue maybe ha ha
Short or Long Hair: who cares. DO YOU!!!
Height: shorter than me heels inclusive
Weight: THICKNESS! just make it look good, no chunkies! ha ha
Best Clothing Style: who cares. rock what you want just make it fly! pink is the hottest ish to happen to a girl! We’ll take you to see G Slate at Victorias Secret, get your sexy right! (shameless plug for which im expecting compensation!)
Number of Drugs I have taken: i did alot of experimenting but thats over now 'cept for the occasional acid flashback! damn you CIA!...DAMN YOU!!!
Number of CDs I own: I had one but it broke so now I guess I have 2 halfs…im not real good with fractions!
Number of Piercings: 3. you want to get more? well do it together
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i like to call them "life lessons" or "character builders" ha ha
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