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The Coldest Shoulder

I am here for Friends

About Me

Complicated, yet... not. I tend to confuse people, and people tend to confuse me. :) I'm very simple... and a habitual cynical wiseass. Comedian by trade, dork by birth. Sort of shy with people I don't know. I'm not a big party guy... a room of strangers faking interest in eachother just isn't my thing. Clubs... pretty much the same thing. Only worse, because I hate dancing.I have a few close friends, but I also don't mind being alone. Or at least that's what this personality test said about me... haha. Honesty is a key part of my life and personality. Being a little spontaneous is something I need to do. Life gets boring when it's planned out.I also love cars... but what guy doesn't? I'm extremely particular about them, though. Let's just say I'm not a big fan of bright green cars with black hoods that sound like leafblowers... lol. it's gotta have at least 8 cylinders for me to take a car seriously. Cars are like art, and with art comes high standards. (Alright, so I'm a car snob. Haha)That's about it. Everything else is listed in neat little categories to your left. Except for my favorite Jell-o flavor. It's cherry.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My type. A rebellious individual who isn't afraid of speeds over 150+mph, and has the consciousness of a serial killer - or a comedic writer (Same shit, right?). Someone who thinks pirate decor is the best thing since sliced bread, and who all at the same time can be sweeter than honey while being laid-back and non-obsessive. It's a tall order to fill, but I just can't settle for an airhead party girl with a tribal tattoo above her ass. I'm a little more challenging to obtain than that.

My Blog

I'm a shut-in. Oops.

Well, the leg's 100 percent. Or maybe 89, but I don't like to admit it. In any case, this means I'm resuming plans to schedule again. I need a few crash course sets to get my swagger back, but it's no...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:58:00 GMT

Mail.

I do realize I've got a ton of mail, and it's not that I've forgotten or stopped giving a shit about anyone - between being bummed about selling the SS and the sheer amount of letters I've received, i...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:19:00 GMT

Interesting question.

A good friend posed an interesting question today in an email (Amongst some stupid questions. But take the good with the bad.): Would you sacrifice your most favorite possession for your best fri...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:54:00 GMT

Gah!

Jesus... Okay, where to begin. I have a few bits of mail, and I am sorry, sorry, sorry that I haven't been able to sit down and respond. Such a jackass of me, I know, but... here goes. I broke my damn...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:22:00 GMT

Very silly shit.

New Years was great. More people stopped by than I thought would, and we got extremely plastered. Then we decided to have a Sopranothon and took a shot whenever someone got whacked or mentioned whacki...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 22:35:00 GMT

It's neaaaaaarly over...

2005 is almost out on its ass without a quarter to call home. Good fuckin' riddance I say, and here's to hoping for a new and very much improved year. Only bad thing about it is Dubya. But fuck it. Ma...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 00:38:00 GMT

Back from Jersey

Just got back from La Cosa Nostra land yesterday. Had a nice little reunion and ate my own weight in home-cooked Italian cuisine. It was nice, cold, and a good change from California. It was really fu...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:57:00 GMT

2005, just die already!

This year isn't counted among my most fondest ones. It feels like it's dragging its ass as slowly as it can to add a little more misery before it relinquishes its reign to 2006. Don't get me wrong, I...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 14:47:00 GMT

Another tragedy.

Well, November has been a bad month, and things coninually keep getting worse. I will be glad to see this month pass. As most of my friends know, I'm a very big wrestling fan. I know a lot of people d...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 20:57:00 GMT

Back from the dead. Again.

Well, I chalked up one more on my strange spontaneous disappearances. Inadvertently got my bill collectors to shit their pants apparently, because my home caller ID is filled up with calls from them. ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 17:44:00 GMT