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Nuts

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein, Don Mattingly, Stephen Hawking, Billie Joe Armstrong, Chuck Jones, Weird Al Yankovic, George Carlin, Alfred Kinsey, Matt Groening, and Larry Flynt. Oh and St. Peter for obvious reasons.

My Blog

Power Hour DVD

I have finally finished my power hour DVD.  As soon as I find a way to replace my beer fridge you’ll have to come over to try it out. I also purchased a beer pong table for the pool.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:26:00 GMT

Piss offs and turn ons

Things that are currently pissing me off. -The movie Titanic, working shitty hours and overtime, PA beer laws, pink sports jerseys, everything about my apartment and ticket service and convenience&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Secret for the ladies

Men have long been made fun of for last minute Christmas shopping but it is really a strategy.  If you wait until the last week before Christmas then all of the college girls are home for break a...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Boycott the Marathon

I'm asking everyone to boycott the 24 hours of a Christmas Story marathon this year. It's not that I hate the movie; hell I have a leg lamp on my nightstand. I just want everyone to be able to enjoy t...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:49:00 GMT

Save your thoughts

It's Christmas time again and we all know what that means, getting a bunch of shitty gifts at work and from neighbors who don't know a thing about you. The phrase "It's the thought that counts" is to ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:47:00 GMT

Why did I buy that?

This is about a bunch of things that I own that I can't really figure out why. I thought of this because while on my Honeymoon I became the owner of a pink speedo swimsuit. Here are some more things t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:47:00 GMT

A Good and Hearty Handshake

Trust If you know me, you know that I have a hard time trusting anyone or relying on someone to do something for me. It goes back to the impressionable youth but here are three examples of how I've be...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:44:00 GMT

Auto-train / Asshole-train

We took the Amtrak Auto-train from Virginia to Florida for our honeymoon and had a great time but unfortunately we took the same train, which turned into the Amtrak Asshole-train from Florida to Virgi...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:08:00 GMT

Why didn’t I get fired

I was thinking about my teaching days and wondered how I never got fired or reprimanded. Here is a short list of things I did that should have gotten me into trouble. Went to work hung-over on severa...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:47:00 GMT

Impressionable youth

During some recent reflections at work, when I was sitting alone in my little lab, I thought back on the experiences that had molded my life and made me what I am today. An interesting side note was t...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:08:00 GMT