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About Me

"Family Life"
My wife(technically) and I have already set plans for 2009 wedding Ceremony on July 18th. It's one step at a time, but it's getting accomplished. She already has two children, which I already claim as my own and they are adorable. Mary's hyper non-stop, but she a blast to tickle, and the now middle child (Brandon) is still learning how to walk/potty train and getting into the terrible 2's. We had our baby on the 5th of August, and she is one adorable little girl. With the new addition to our little family clan . . . that puts us at 3 children(whom are all equal). If you do want more information on the baby or what-not, check out my baby blog. All baby updates will be there. All in all, It's a good life change for me, I'm happy to be spending my days with the ones I love most.
"For my MySpace Friends"
I'm mainly here for friends to hang out with and talk to whenever I get the chance. I'm taken and enjoying every minute of it, but always looking for new friends(that means only friends). I have a very outspoken peronality, so everything I say will be true(I hate posers). I'm kind of off of the wall so don't be offended . . . please, that's just the way I am. Be yourself and no one can say crap about you. Being true to yourself is the best thing a person can do, so be honest about who you are for your own mental health. Ask and you shall receive an honest and very blunt answer. I have crazy concepts about life, but they apply most of the time to everything a person can experience.
"Ways of Thinking : Part 1"
Everybody has their own issues, and if you talk, sooner or later you'll know mine. Trust me they're enjoyable! :}If anyone needs to vent, I'm kind of like a psychologists. Maybe I can help you out with a certain problem your facing and it possibly being something I've been through before. I prefer to be a friend more than a foe, so be nice and it will be returned. Thats about all, so there, you know me already. lol!
JUST FOR KICKS The way I'm going to die: At age 46 my head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! Lol! (That seems impossible but highly likely at the same time.)
ROCK N' ROLL FOR LIFE!!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HHHmmm . . . People I would like to meet.
1. Sheyla Hershey
2. Jonny Depp
3. Bruce Willis
4. Jessica Alba
5. Carmen Electra
6. Harrison Ford
7. Jean Claude Van Dam
8. All of the champion UFC fighters
9. Stone Cold
10. Edge(The Rarted R Superstar)
11. All of the WWE Divas
12. Bill Gates
13. Donald Trump
14. Jennifer Connely
15. Will Ferrel
16. John Cena
17. Trent Reznik
18. Marilyn Manson
19. Nickelback
20. Bowling For Soup(again)
21. Saliva
22. Korn
23. Slipknot
24. Brad Paisley
25. Tattoo Fanatics
It's a long list so I'll just say every celebrity and musician/group that I like.

CALIFORNIA :
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont jack around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a " california roll" No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State . Not the Cheese State . Not the Garden State .....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out ( Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA , REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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TEXAS :
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas "... You can brag about it now, but we started it
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california .
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States ... yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and trust me it sounds idiotic if you ask me. No one cares where you live or what hood your from. Quit Trying to be Ghetto!
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game come from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State ...the one and only!!
- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas ?)
- You guys have the best athletes huh?... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin, Nolan Ryan, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, . . . Should I go on?
-Every thing is bigger in TEXAS
Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold medals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas , Tx )
Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas ????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- In Texas , football means football, not soccer.
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
-Varsity Blues, filmed in Georgetown , Tx - Friday Night Lights, filmed in Odessa , Tx - Necessary Roughness, filmed in San Marcos , Texas
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California 's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
Come on Texans Show Your Colors!
And as the Great Sam Houston once said " Texas could survive without the United States , but the United States could not survive without Texas "

My Blog

I was bored and decided to research some information . . .

Thanks to yahoo.com Isaw these updated news links and they are pretty cool in my own opinion. Check them out below: These are nine out of the top ten criminally charged hackers. The Cyber Crime Hall o...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:30:00 GMT

MySpace IMPACT / PayPal fundraising widget

http://www.myspace.com/paypal For those of us who have known anyone who has had a child kidnapped or abducted, this fundraiser is yours. All the rest of us whom have seen a fr...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:40:00 GMT

The Baby Blog For Kelley Anne(keep checking for updates)

Due dates : August the 3rd, or August the 11th of 2008 Due date we set for C-Section : August 5th Saturday, July 26th of 2008:    So far I've had to take Sheb to the Hospital for false labor...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:29:00 GMT

What women want, and the way most guys are.

"What women want but most guys don't/won't do."   When she walks away from you mad[ Follow her ]When she stare's at your mouth[ Kiss her ]When she pushes you or hit's you[ Grab her and dont let g...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:13:00 GMT

More racial/sexist/homophobic language

What happens when celebrities get caught making intolerant statements  the kind that brand them as racist, sexist, homophobic or abusive? First comes the public skewering, then there's the suspension...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Why do people have to be racists?

TRUE STORY      A group of three friends walk into an electronics store and go to buy a game. Its raining outside and the downpore is pretty heavy. So after checking out, they wait...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:32:00 GMT

For those people who dont listen to the people older than them.

 Listen to your elders. Whether they be 1 year older or 50 years older. They know a shitload more than you do. Give them respect and listen to their usually wise words. Stupidity ignores the obvi...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:13:00 GMT

Our bosses need not worry about our myspace profiles.

What's up with these people getting fired for saying they like to get drunk at home or go skinny-dipping on their days off. That's what the sherrif was fired for in I believe it was Maryland County. A...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:54:00 GMT

On a calmer note.

Life has been somewhat questiobale lately, but I've learned a few things recently. If your feeling down, look at evryone around you and pretend they're all naked. It's actually funny to do, but it wil...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:10:00 GMT

Myspace Safety

This is about spammers & hackers who will try to hack your profile. I am STILL seeing a tone of bulletins and comments on ringtones, Starbucks/Macys cards, profile trackers (TRACKERS DO NOT REALLY...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:59:00 GMT