SORRY, THIS PROFILE IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER.
1. Long Story Short: Dwight started a MySpace profile and instantly became inundated with comments, messages and friend requests. Being only one man without an army to call his own (yet), he was unable to keep up with the barrage. Rather than let his profile fall behind, he decided it would be best to delete it until he had more time. Pam explains here.
2. Dwight no longer maintains this profile, maybe someday he will again, but for now and until any further announcements are made this page will act as a placeholder and memorial to the short period of time Dwight was among us.
3. I must emphasize, this profile is not being maintained to "act as Dwight". It was merely created to keep the URL that Dwight used for his profile from being grabbed by any old random person. If Dwight does return this profile will be deleted so that he may retain ownership of the name.
4. If you'd like to leave a comment, please make it about a memory of Dwight on MySpace or of a favorite moment from The Office or a messge hoping for his return.
5. BEETS!
