Haha...most times, I crack myself up.
"We don't stop playing because we grow old...we grow old because we stop playing" - George Bernard Shaw.
Sometimes I wish I was deaf...I hate listening to people nag, complain, or talk shit about other peeps.
I'm hoping a broken heart won't require a transplant someday...otherwise, it's something I'm not looking forward to in the future.
I try to avoid stereotyping as much as possible...I don't know much about electronics anyways.
Pinch yourself...I'm as real as they come.
If I don't listen to my own advice on life sometimes...how do you expect me to give you any?
It's better to have loved than to not have loved at all...whoever said that must have died a single man.
Do you see me wearing a black robe and carrying a gavel? That's why I will never judge you for who you are.
All good things come to an end...I hope that's not true because then I'll be here today and gone tomorrow.
Life has its share of ups and downs...maybe that's why I'm not a big fan of roller coasters.
I'm so down-to-earth and yet I'm not like any other human being on Earth.
I'm very laid back and easy to get along with. If we somehow ever become enemies, then it was probably something you did.
I love haters...they've made me who I am today.
I have lots of friends...I have even more "friends" when the tab's on me. Go figure.
I don't need material things...it takes some mad skills like these to make K-Mart look like Versace.
No high-end labels for me. I'd rather spend more money on experiencing life.
Don't make fun of my hooptie ride...and I won't make fun of how you have to stay your ass home while I'm out traveling.
I live in reality...it's too bad because true love is for fairy tales.
Change can be good or bad...I love it when I can find a quarter for the meter maids, but I hate it when I have too many in my pockets.
I'm not a PLAYA. Otherwise, you'd see bikini-clad women and speedo-wearing men prancing on top of me while the ocean water hits my coastline. Tu habla espanol?
Be real with me otherwise I'll fake as if I like you.
I'm gonna need to invest in a nice watch someday...all my life, my timing's been way off.
Patience is my best attribute...it helps that I take care of patients three times a week.
I'm gonna be famous someday...I just haven't found the perfect crime to commit quite yet.
When you see me lighting one up...don't tell me I should quit. I'm a nurse. Don't you think I already know that?
I'm getting married...except Jessica Alba just doesn't know it yet.
Nice guys finish last. Lance Armstrong must be one mean mother...shut yo mouth.
I don't mean PHAT in a HIP-HOP way...I mean FAT in a HIP-PO way.
Monkeys are my best friend. When I grow up, I wanna be just like Donkey Kong.
Kar-nay A-saw-duh. Kar-nay A-saw-duh. Karrrr-nay A-saw-duh. See I told you I could do it.
