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About Me

I'm Ryan Lawniczak!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The grand wazzoo, The Wizard of Oz, Warren Zevon, you know people with Z names.

My Blog

...Or Give Me Death

WHAT THE FUCK>>>>>>>   I just felt like writing that.  So there I am at the University of Iowa ballroom in Iowa City checking out Keller Williams when it occured to me that, I don't like "to...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 19:36:00 GMT

Sad, but true

Back in 1984, I wanted my MTV.  It was full of music videos, that's it.  Then it changed to hair metal MTV, but it still had videos.  Then in the 90's, it started morphing into reality ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:07:00 GMT

I just found out today

that I'm the new Chicago Bears defensive coordinator.  It was on my desk when I came in.  Enjoy the article. Rivera rejected, then Lovie dumps him, hires LAWNICZAK (http://www.suntimes.com/s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:40:00 GMT

I heard ya got the fever for the flava

So the other night after rubbing one out, I was watching the tube.  I ran across Flava Flav's new reality show.  The kicker of it is, he's not in it.  Some hooka named New York has a sh...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:10:00 GMT

My review of Pan's Labyrinth

Imagination:  the ability to form images and ideas in the mind, especially of things never seen or never experienced directly.  After watching Pan's Labyrinth, I found that definition in a m...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:04:00 GMT

Learning is fo suckas

When I was young, I often wondered why people drop out of school?  Those people had to know that high school drop outs make x amount of dollars less than high school grads or college grads. ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:51:00 GMT

My mother would be so proud

Once again, I'm shitty.  I don't know how it happened, but it did.  I woke up like any given Saturday and yet I knew that I was going to catch a buzz.  I would like to blame my rol...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:20:00 GMT

The Bear's Game

After I came home from the Bear's Game last week (they lost their first game after winning seven in a row), this was on my desk.   suntimes.com Member of the Sun-Times News Group .. src="http://...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:31:00 GMT

I'm not dead yet, but I have been in purgatory.

I know its been a while since I put some dumb shit up, so here we go.  First, I have been working, schooling, and sleeping, that's it.  The reason I can't find time to write is because I hav...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:32:00 GMT

Snippetts Volume 2(Baseball)

I grew up like any kid that had taste did, loving the Chicago Cubs.  Back then they had the Hawk, Sanberg, and the coolest first baseman in the world, Mark Grace (#17).  He was gold glo...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:48:00 GMT