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Matt

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About Me



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You get nothing. If you want to know more about me you will have to ask me. Because i believe in human interaction as oposed to the beepy boppy boopy of the internet.

My Interests

Card counting at casino's. Money laundering mafia drug funds. Volunteering at the local YMCA to help keep mis-guided youths of the streets and teach them all of my useful knowledge related to gang banging and theivery. I do also enjoy sword swallowing and ping pong.

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet.... EVERYONE! Im not out looking for that internet ass like thousands of you sick fucks out there.
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Music:

I am so HIP i cannot even tell you the genre of music I listen to, because there is not even a title for it yet. So ha i am a thousand times cooler than all you MTV preset radio station sheep following the corportate shepherds.... AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Movies:

Anything Kevin Smith, Burton, or NJC.

Television:

HAHAHAHA who has time to watch TV.

Heroes:

White Boy Ric, Will Ferrell, Pauly Shore, Jason Lee, Bill Brasky, James Lipton, Howard the Duck, the pope, Vince Vaughn, Captain Jack Sparrow, Brad Lovell's wonderfall AA counsler, OLP, Harland Willams, Andrew W. K, and Rich People