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LizardBoy

h3RRO?

About Me

well, everyone who knows me knows i live in florida now. HAIL HERNANDO COUNTY. I cant wait for hurricane season to start. I havent found a job yet, as i have yet to lose all my money playing cards. the games i goto are fairly easy, and with a lil bit of luck i shouldn't have to work unless it really comes down to the nitty gritty.a few fun facts about this place: Avg IQ of a floridian is 98. I live in the lightning capitol of the US. over half the houses down here have thier own swimming pools in thier back yard. 40% of statistics are made up on the spot. Everything is cheaper here than in maryland, especially houses. I can rent a 3 bedroom house (thats right an actual house) in a good neighborhood for around 750 a month! everything smells vaugely of sweat. It flash floods every day around 4 PM.More to come :D

My Interests

pocket billiards (duh), economic infastructure management, fast cars and bitches, blunts and hoes, um.. bitches and blunts... um.. i like reading poetry (go ahead call me a fag), learning new things and being anti-social.

I'd like to meet:

An asian in hernando county that doesnt work at a asian food buffet. A rich retired oil heiress. An honest to god Injun. I gotta goto the casinos for that tho. Someone who doesnt crack my queens with 3-6 off.

Music:

this is where most ppl like to list obscure bands and classic music and sophisticated stuff they dont really listen to.. well fuck that.i like lynard skinard cuz im a redneck. sweeeeet home alabama bitches!

Movies:

um.. i dont really watch movies but a few that i did like were boondock saints, original starwars, Usual suspects, most of kevin smith's movies, Pi, Naughty nurses 3-7, akira and the oldschool kung fu movies.

Television:

tv sucks balls. i watch adult swim, ESPN2, and some comedy central, and history channel sometimes but i dont understand how ppl can watch most tv and not be insulted. Good anime series ive seen so far: Gungrave, Blood+, Berserk, Trigun.

Books:

recent: Hustler days(awsome book) Clear and present dangerfavs: every book by issac asmiov, ender series, battlefield earth(the movie sucked huge huge monkey balls), the endymion series, oldschool steven king, poetry by robert frost, emerson, poe, thoreau, ts elliott, langston hughes, and a lot more those were off top of my head.

Heroes:

Luther Lassiter, Nelson Mandella, Kobe Bryant, Ga Young Kim, Superman, Batman and the incredible hulk.

My Blog

One of the most best poems about a girl ever(its not gay)

certain parts of this poem hit very close to home for me :)The love song of alfred Pruecock. Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherised upon ...
Posted by LizardBoy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:40:00 PST

Does anyone read this?

well, seeing as how i never update this, i'm wondering if anyone reads this. since noone sees this stuff, i can pretty much say whatever i want without worrying about what people think. so here goes.....
Posted by LizardBoy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:33:00 PST

gas pisses me off

k so basically, we consume something like 80 million barrels of oil a DAY. that number increases with the population curve and the technology curve as the years go by. Industry experts say by 200...
Posted by LizardBoy on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

h3rro?

Welcome to my blog.   wow i feel like such a faggot saying that
Posted by LizardBoy on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST