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Josh

And Everybody Hate Dying, But Most Niggas Die Hatin!!!!

About Me

Whats been happenin people.... To everyone who knows me, Whats good? To ya'll that dont know me, well allow me to introduce myself and tell you a lil story...My name is Josh aka J-hood or Baby Fab... Im 20 yrs old and i live on the Northside of Killadelphia,PA. I graduated from Del. Val. Charter in 2004. I went to St. Johns Univ up in Jamaica, Queens, New York but came home... Im currently single lookin for a beautiful female with a intelligent mind and goals, and hopefully Ms. Right will come this way. Im a fun outgoing person who's down to do whateva. Im all about reachin goals and gettin this money. If Im your type of guy then scream at ya boi..." / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
Beginning
First Name: Josh
Nickname: J-hood
Location: North Philly
Age: 20
NAtural Hair color: Black
Present hAIr color: Black
Eye Color: brown
Religion: Baptist
Sexual Preference: Straight
[The Nosey]
What color is ur underwear: black
Do you have a crush on sum1: hummm....I'll tell later
Who do u have a crush on: I said i'd tell later muthaf**ker
What is special about them: This is one nosey ni99a
do they like you back: WTF!?!?
Does anyone have a crush on you I dont kno...maybe
Which celebrities do u find attractive Now we talkin...Sanaa Lathan,Beyonce, is alot but those are my two
Have you ever watched porn: Yea...
Did you enjoy it: It's entertainment and sex education on da low{That's where learnin starts}
Do you fuck or make love: I have sex....f*ckin is corny now!! But in the relationship, it love all da way
Have u ever had sex with a girl: YEA...dumb ass question!!!
Have you ever had sex with a boy? I'd kill myself b4 i turn that route...
Have you ever kissed a girl: WTF.... these dumb ass questions... YES
Have you ever kissed a boy: Ima slap da shit out of dis ni99a!!!
Have you ever gone down on somebody: I love to give that head to a girl!!! Its da shit
Has anyone gone down on you: Yea... but fuck it... let's get to tha sex!!
Are you sexually shy: Naw...im aggressive and passionate so f*ck that shy sh*t
How many sexual partners have you had: damn.... im not going to say
Do you have any sexual suggestions for anyone: come scream at me and we'll talk{Females only}
Would you ever make out with someone outside your race/religion? I have b4
- Would you ever make out with someone who is ugly? depends...nevamind that!!! Naw i wont do that
Would you ever make out with someone who is really fat/really thin? i've done a skinny chick...
Would u ever makeout with someone with bad hygiene: F*ck naw
Who do you want to make out with right now?: Ohh... im not going to say but i do have some thoughts right now
Who do you want to have sex with right now?: same answer as above...
Are you a kitten in bed: naw
Sarah McLachlan or Wild Monkey? neither... im Josh in bed
Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex? I don't know
Are you comfortable being naked around people? somewhat
What gives you goosebumps? when a female touches or does anything sexy to my left side from my ear down to my hip
[The Morals]
Would you kiss someone you don't love? I have b4
Would you have sex with someone you don't love?
Do you believe in sex before marriage? I do
Have you ever been in love? Yes...and they hurt me.
Do you want to get married? Yea i do
[The Ending]
What is the time? 3:45 a.m.
How long did this take you? 15 min
Did you enjoy this? Yea but u had some dumb ass questions up here...
Are you a pervert? Naw far from it...
What did you do most during this survey? Look at this joint like WTF...
Any final thoughts? Naw, be cool homie!!
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My Interests

I have a lot of interest... Just ask and i will gladly tell you!! {Females Only}
ASK ME ANYTHING
General Info
Name (what you prefer to be called) Josh or J-hood
Birthday June 24
Birthplace San Francisco,CA
Current Location North Philly
Where do you want to be? Anywhere but here...
Occupation Food Service and Transpotation { Yea I got 2 jobs}
Education Goin back to college
# of rugrats none!!!
Still together with bf or bm?
Do you get along with your parents? yea
Have you ever or do you drink? i drank b4
Favorite Drink Apple Martini and a double shot of 151
Have you ever or do you smoke? (If so, what?) nope
Any criminal record? nope
Ever gotten away with a crime? N/A
Favorite sport Basketball all damn day
Favorite sports teams Washington Redskins and Philadelphia 76ers
Favorite food anything spicy or italian
I am allergic to grass and eggs
Favorite hobby i dunno
My hero is My parents
Physical
Height 6'2"
Weight (actual) 185 lbs.
Hair legnth and color (your real hair) Low-cut Ceasar w/ deep waves{black]
Eye color brown
My lips are nice and soft... come kiss'em
Piercings my ears
Tatts none yet...
Skin Tone nice brown complexion
Your best feature according to you eyes
Your best feature accordint to others Lips
People say I look like Fabolous or LLyod Banks
I would describe my body as athletic
Sexual
Hetero, Homo, or Bi Heterosexual
I would rate my sexual performance (1-10) 9
Most people rate my performance (1-10) 9-10
I am best at eatin that coochie and givin them a mean backshot
The thing I like done most is my "boys" gettin that attention
My favorite thing to do is eatin that coochie
The thing I dislike the most is nothin much
My least favorite thing to do is
Have you or would you perform oral sex I love to give oral sex
At Oral Sex I am a (rookie or pro) Hall Of Famer
Have you or would you perform anal sex Nobody wants me to do that to them...
Have you or would you do a 3some 2 girls and me
Have you ever made a home movie? i want to bad as hell
# of people I've fucked Im not tellin, but its a "nice' number{lol}
# of people im fucking just one
# of times you have sex a week ya'll get personal dont ya'll
# of one night stands 5
# of people I fucked that i met online 1 and I traveled to Pittsburgh to do this...
Attitude
Rate yourself from 1-10 9... no one is perfect
My stregnth is Being fearless
My weakness is i dunno
Low self-esteem or Cocky in between
Center of attention or Under the radar under the radar
I look up to my mother and father
What irritates me the most HATERS AND HATERS
# of times I fight a year none
Violent or Non-Violent Violence when needed
Dominant or Submissive in between
Compromise or My way is the only way Compromise
Wait your turn or Demand attention in between again....
One word that best describes you Lovable
Leader or Follower Leader
Dependent or Independent Independent
Person I love the most GOD
Person I hate the most The Devil
I would take a bullet for anyone of my family members and friends
I wouldnt take a bullet for all the people whot hate on me and my familia
People describe my attitude as laid back and quiet, but dangerous

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Music:

Im on that R&B twist right now. Fuck rap!! Its watered down with this corny shit from rappers that dont have too much to say. I like people like Common and Kanye West and niggas that got shit to say. Nas, Jay-Z, Biggie, 2pac, those are people with shit to say. Locally, I listen to my boi Zeek Butla a.k.a. "Mr. Arrogant" He's the best prodigy unsigned out here PERIOD!!! No one is f*ckin wit'em. But as far as R&B, im feelin the boy Ne-Yo. he's tearin shit up. For all the females... If u got the cd, go to "Mirror" and feel him on that song. Who knows maybe we can do that sometime soon...Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

June
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easilyhurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

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Movies:

Any good comedy you can think of I like... I also am a horror movie type person...
HOW IS YOUR SEX
DO You Remeber your First Time Like yesterday!!!
CONDOMS or Natural I like both
TROJAN OR Lifestyle COndoms? Either or...as long as my dick can fit w/o breakin
Favorite Place To Have Sex In the House? In the shower
Would You do it in the CAR I've done that plenty of times
Have you ever Been Caught by your parents 1 time... Almost
How Many times can you Have sex In a day I can go for atleast 12hrs{NO BULLSHIT!!!}
What do you call Sex SEX!! WTF
Are you Good At having Sex or are you Avoided by Your Partner Im very good at sex
Whats the Best position to Have Sex? Missionary or the Rodeo
Whats your Favorite position? DA BACKSHOTS!! I like to control the pace
When do You plan to Have Sex I want some pussy now!!! My dick is hard as shit
would you have sex in the outdoors Done it already
Do you Pay for sex Everyone does...I'll explain later
Do you enjoy sex OH FUCK YEA!!
Would you do it in the shower I have already!!! U gotta catch up
First thought After SEX I want some more
Do like to Be on the top or Bottom Dont matter as long as we havin sex!!
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A SEX PARTNER
HEIGHT? between 4'11" and 5'8" with a round ass and nce breasts
BIG OR SMALL (LADIES ANSWER)
NICE FACE OR NICE BODY? I hope i can have both
Lover or a Freind Both!! I'll be your lover and friend
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Television:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: June 24, 1986
Birthplace: San Francisco,CA
Current Location: North Philly
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: African-American/ Northwest Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jordan XX1 {the white ones}
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: GOD
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To do whatever I had planned at the beginning of the year...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll let you judge...
Your Bedtime: Wheneva I get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Both but I like single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: depends on the situation
Do you Sing: a lil bit...
Do you Shower Daily: yessir
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: i plan to go back
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Kinda
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: F*ck Yea
Do you play an Instrument: a lil piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I want to but no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: No, but thats a good question...
Ever been Beaten up: N/A
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: However its in the cards for me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pyschotherapist and a lawyer
What country would you most like to Visit: I got many of those...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like hazel eyes
Favourite Hair Color: any color but dont get outrageous w/ it
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: between 5' and 5'9"
Weight: i'll take it dependin on shape
Best Clothing Style: Unique and enticing
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: my ears
Number of Tattoos: none but will be gettin some soon...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ALOT!!!!
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Sex Quiz
Caution not for Virgins a.k.a V-Necks
Answer the following by choosing one of the following..
Are you a Freak or a Romantic? Start off romantic...rest of the night on the freak tip
On Top or on Bottom? Don't matter...
On the Counter or on the Bed? Both but the kitchen table is the spot...
In the Closet or in the Shower? In da shower
Kinky Sex or Ruff Sex? ummm...both
Chocolate or Whip Cream? Whip Cream All Day!!
Thongs or Booty Shorts? I wanna see that thong boo...
At Night or in the Morning? All damn day!!!
One Night Stand or In a relationship? Either or...
Five Minutes or Five Hours? is 8+ hours available???
Is it the size of the boat or the Motion of the Ocean? I will let her be the judge of my pipe...
In the Winter or in the Summer? Both...
Missionary Or Doggy Style? I'll like givin tha girl spine-tingling backshots
Whips and Chains or Talking Dirty? I want her to talk shit to me...
Are you the Boss or Bitch? Ima BOSS
Cute Butt or Cute Face? Both...i need da face to match the butt
Strip Tease or Lick Tease? Ohh man... please do both to me!!!
Fore play or No Fore play? Fore play is da sh*t
Your house or Their House? either or... wherever's the closest
In the Bath or in the Pool? Both but tha bath is better
In the sun or in the rain? RAIN ALL DAY!!!!!
Under the stars or under the sheets? uhhh...both
Do you want it Faster or Harder? dont ask me that... ask her that
Girls: Nice Body or Nice Face?
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Books:

I read more magazines than books. The mags that really catch my interest is the modeling magazines like "Black Men Swimsuit"{ yes it has females in it just for ya'll people think the wrong way} and "Smooth" magazine which is another swimsuit joint. Plus Slam mag which is a sports thing...
Fav. Sexual Position? I love givin them backshots to her...
Top or Bottom? dont matter, as long as we gettin in!!!
Anal? If she wants that there...
During 69, Top or Bottom? bottom
Foreplay or Straight to it? Foreplay
Either have sex,make love or fuck? SEX!!!SEX!!!SEX!!! and makin love too
Do you have to have feelings for someone to have sex with them? ummm...depends on the situation
Sex is better while intoxicated? Naw not really...
Condom or no condom? both but i have my pic
Blanket or no blanket? no damn blanket
Complete silence or slow jams? Ne-Yo and R.Kelly and the rest of my slow jamz
Lights out or lights on? lights out...then again...candlelights are the shit
Does it matter if there are people in the room? ummm....yea i guess
Buttnaked or Partially*? ASS NAKED!!!!
Slow or Fast? both
Rough or Soft? Go Hard or go home!! that my motto
Deep or Deeper? However she wants my pipe...
Deep Throat or No Throat? Deep throat if she can take it...
Kissing during sex? Yea of course
Would you even if your lil brother or sister were in the room? naw...
Eat/eaten out or just starve? I EAT THAT COOCHIE!!! Im hungry now....
Moaner? naw, i talk shit during sex and u better too!!!
Role Playing Games? maybe...depends
Toys? naw...
Food? Yea since i know how to cook...
Do you be horny when you wake up? Oh yes
Do you be horny when you go to sleep? FUCK YEA!!!
Are you addicted to sex? I am...
One place you want to do it? Gotta think on that cause i hit everywhere i could think of...
A celebrity past or present you would love to do it to? I'll let u know later
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Heroes:

All my fallen Black soliders like MLK Jr. and his wife Coretta just to throw an example. People that paved the way for our community and for kids who dont have to much to lean on are people i look up to. I also look up to my mother and father and all adult figures that played a major part in my life comin up...

My Blog

Excuse Me...

I was bored on here and decied to be creative right now so I hope ya'll like this joint... Every man has written a note like this before. If not then tell them to learn from me... Post a comment yo E...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

About A Cancer...

Crabs live in the inter-tidal zone of the oceans, where tides rise and fall twice every day. This is the most dynamic and changeful place on earth, but also the most nutrient rich. Because of the con...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

Why Is It So Hard Being Single?

Why Is It So Hard Being Single? This is a question that I ask myself almost everyday. The crazy part is that I still have yet to find a answer to this question. It seems like such a difficult task to ...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

That sex right here...

Body: HAHA I KNEW I GET U IN HERE..LOL..BUH FILL THIS OUT WHILE U IN HERE... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

Why Good Guys Finish Last??

Why is it that the good guys always finish last in everything they do?? Can someone please tell me so I can have a better understanding. I'm so aggravated and fed up with the females that I talk to an...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST