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Tori

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About Me


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I am a bootylicious Gemini and I'm 31, but I like to say I'm 20-11. On my next birthday, I'll be 20-12!
There are many sides to me. I'm a little bit rock n' roll
a little bit sexy librarian (I like to think so, anyway),
and a whole lotta animal lover!
I have a wonderful and cute boyfriend named Bobby and we've been together for 10 years! No, we are not getting married and no we are not having kids.
These are a few of my favorite things:
The paranormal,
Wicca,
tattoos,
the BBW movement,
animals,
Jagermeister,
Photography,
Halloween,
(I love dressing up)
all things British (I'm a total Anglophile),
pinups
and nerds!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



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There are so many people I would like to meet and hardly any of them have contributed anything worthwhile to society; I just think they're really effin' cool. I'll be honest; I don't really want to meet Abraham Lincoln or Thomas Edison. They would bore the pants off me! I want to meet (in no particular order):

Edward Cullen...I mean Robert Pattinson!

the "TAPS" guys from Ghost Hunters

Simon Pegg

Anthony Bourdain

He can feed me anyday!
Mia Tyler

Keanu Reeves (dreamy!)

Russell Brand (love his dreamy accent!)

Chelsea Handler & Chuy

I could totally hang out with that crazy bitch! We would grab a bottle of vodka and go OFF!

J.K. Rowling

Margaret Cho

Kevin Smith

America Ferrera

Does that look like an ugly Betty to you?
Ray from RaySee Illustrations
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My Blog

Goody Two Shoes

Do something good.  Don't know how cuz you've been stuck in a rut of consumerism?  OK, I'll ease you into it slowly...1.  Buy a jar of curry sauce.  Seeds of Change makes yummy curry sauces - my favor...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:09:00 GMT

Dont Breed - Adopt!

Okay, I'm going to get on my soapbox for a minute.  Anybody who knows me, knows how much I love animals.  Why else would I have taken a massive pay cut to clean up after pets a a veterinary hospital (...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:53:00 GMT

Be part of a new revolution

I totally pilfered this from Revolution1228's myspace page.  Don't know what Revolution 1228 is?  It's a new clothing line from Mia Tyler (gorgeous plus-size model and author) and her business partner...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:32:00 GMT

what is beautiful?

When, why, and how did these women become the standard of beauty to which the rest of us feel obliged to emulate?Whatever happened to understated, classic beauty?   Men used to appreciate a natural ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:53:00 GMT

no such thing as a free lunch, huh?

Everyone should check out these sites:freekibble. comfreekibblekat. comYou can donate food to homeless cats and dogs in shelters and it doesn't cost you a thing!Log on and answer a trivia question and...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:58:00 GMT

read any good books lately?

Read any good books lately?  Cuz I have.  A few days ago, I finished "I'm Looking Through You" by Jennifer Finney Boylan.  Jennifer used to be James and when she was a teenage boy, he lived in a haunt...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:20:00 GMT

Rollbacks on society!

The other day, a lady at work was telling me how she got some yummy chocolate-covered cashews at Wal-Mart.  She said, "they're in the aisle between the toys and the hair care stuff."  I said, "I don't...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:12:00 GMT

Get Spaced

"Spaced" the series, on DVD, that is!Do you like Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz?Simon Pegg and Nick Frost from those movies are in this British sitcom about twenty-something Londoners living in a flat...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:26:00 GMT

Only Certain People Need Rights

I'm pretty disgusted with humanity right now.  This morning, on my way to purchase a yummy breakfast burrito and tots, I saw four houses in a row with this sign in their yards: Then I turned a c...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:14:00 GMT

I Love VH1

Oh, my gourd, I am loving VH1 right now!  Tonight was not only the season premiere of "Rock of Love" Charm School, but also "Pick-Up Artist 2".  I have a feeling "Rock of Love Charm School" ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:27:00 GMT