I'm a nice person... I swear to god i am, someone told me so once.
I like cats.
i pimped my profile with some homeless dudes DICK
I'm interested in not dancing, not partying, not being in the "cool" crowd, not shaving and not training at the gym. You could say that i'm anti-social. To that i'd say "go fuck yourself"
I'd like to meet a jewish, conservative, pro life, born again, overweight, indian, lesbian broad who cuts herself. Hrmm, i like wierd girls better than normal girls, they may not be easy to dump, but you're gay if you don't marry one. I want to meet someone that looks like a prison cell conversation about what a lifer is gonna do if the day he gets out of gaol ever comes. I want to meet an Emo Emu with an elmo doll, just so i can kick its ass.
i like corky buzcek. actually, there's not much music that i don't like, except for pre packaged processed princess pop, from here on in referred to as 5P. next person that asks me if i'd fuck christina aguillera is gonna cop a size 15 in the teeth. and in all honestly, britney was an ugly cunt before she went off the rails. drug addicted alcoholic psychotic headshavers are mad, they remind me of all my ex relationships, hopefully she'll shave her larynx with an axe and i wont have to hear her sing ever again. apparently 5P and 5T are gonna start a gang and sell heroin to kids, so you should boycott these bitches.
The few films that i can watch over and over and over are here. Layer cake, any given sunday, anything by kevin smith, the usual suspects, lock stock and snatch, any old steve mcqueen movies, american psycho, tarantino makes me laugh, BITCH BE COOL, and yeah, that's about it. OH, godfather 2. There is definitely more, but i'm writing this while sitting on the toilet in the middle of shooing a big brown dog off the back porch with a toothpick in my mouth, and i feel slightly disgusted, yet very appreciative of wireless routers
And can we stop with the “Scarface is my idol†bullshit please? He was a paranoid cokehead who had money for about five years before totally losing his shit and getting his head blown off. Patrick Bateman is a much better idol to have.
i like to watch people dying at the hands of bad asses
Nigger, WHAT THE FUCK IS BOOKS? oh, shitz dat use reed? Ok, Warning labels on prescription medication and shampoo directions, coz when you absolutely positively have to read on the toilet, KMS shampoo will do.
Chris Hicks, cos he's just bad ass.