i'm a three-day preschool dropout.
i save albino guinea pigs but then leave it to rot in its own feces.
i used to have rotten teeth that fell out and didnt grow back for five years!
i sleep with my mouth open and drooooooooooooool.
i used to have an imaginary friend that was a duck.
my sister is the favorite child.
you know you want to get with this!!!!
^my sister knows me too well.