Munnacoot, not-unlike a giant guinea-pig flavoured twinkie, are the hottest thing since I last burnt my mouth on a bus...the bus didn't burn me, I was just on one at the time, eating matches....
So, where were we? Having played with Michael Jackson, Garry Glitter and R. Kelly from a very young age... oh sorry, we're supposed to be talking about music right?A result of a studio, a lot of free time, and a few bever-ages- 'Munnacoot's founding members are MT Xtream & LA Huge, two extremely good looking gentleman with stunning abs and incredibly chiseled features
"they really are good looking, you should check them out"- a paid actor
MT Xtream is the mastermind of the big phat, donkey-like beats.. with a voice that could make grown men cry, and grown women cream in their jeans... or indeed their panties, resulting in seapage THROUGH to the jeans... (that's putrid!) MT is a veteran of the music industry with many leather bound books.
LA Huge, following up on a seven year whirl-wind tour accross the United States of Whatever, joined musical forces with a then down-on-his-luck, homeless man, known simply as Marvin Terrence Xtream. Attracted by Marvin's lack of self respect, funky odour, and heart-wrenching rendition of Hootie and the Blowfish's "Bring in da noise bring in da funk", LA Huge took him under his wing (both metaphorically and actually...his wing resulted from an unfortunate blender accident....don't go there, he's very touchy about it) thus beginning the greatest, male, musical pairing since Sonny and Cher.
P GLONNY, jumped on to the "Coot Wagon", mid way through Munnacoot's critically ignored album, 'The Wagon' which topped the
"Urban-Aussie-Funk and Flip-Trip-Hop-Ya-Dizzy-Shanizzy Anthems... yeah wicked... with just a little bit of Acid-punk-opera-hibernating wilderbeast-ism...and a little bit like a french guy..."
charts for countless amounts of weeks straight! (we could actually count them... but that would take away the fun of it really wouldn't it?)
PG brought sheer dominance with feature songs such as "Putt Gutt" and "Elbows Deep in Love"... and a much needed true Gangster touch was delivered to the COOT.
"So I hope you all can- feel the love that P Glonny brings to the mix..."- P. Glonny
After realising Munnacoot were in desperate need of a "thug-life touch", the Coot boy called upon G. Danger, a friend of P.G's from his highly successful solo rapper career... (or is that a rapist?? I always get those two confused).
The Coot stumbled upon the big GD in a hospital waiting room. GD had just recovered from copping 11 bullets from a nine in the streets of Compton only minutes earlier.
Danger brings to the coot a dirty deep vocal based on the crunk style of gangsta rapping. His inclusion has resulted in the Munnacoot's growing fan base and a continuing surge up the charts.
Munnacoot in the form of L.A Huge, MT Xtream, P. Glonny and G. Danger provide good old fashioned family filth, a chauvenist stand point and a raw, homosexual magnetism that was otherwise missing from today's music scene...
Look basically Munnacoot are the shit, smell it.
Just like a chocolate milk-shake...only nothing to do with chocolate, milk...or shakes for that matter... though Munnacoot do shake their booties with the best of them... this means you, no not you- you're fat... the girl behind ya... you could probably suck me...
Peace.
Love.
& Disco Balls.
Word to the mummy-fucker."Coot Out!"
