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About Me

I'm pretty much the coolest person you'll ever meet. I am humble about how cool I am, I've lived a great life, and am proud to say that I am a great person... and cool. I live in Tacoma, which is great, and delightfull, apparently "What's up!" Means "Do you have drugs?" and "hey can you grab the door for me?" means "Hey I don't live in this building, but if you let me in I promise I won't steal your stuff." Good to know late at night when you're all by yourself and crazy eyed freaky people yell that at you from across the street... that's apparently my code words for run. I can't remember the last time I said something serious, and sometimes it's even funny. Although I have been called loud mouthed, a rambler, and a general pain in the arse. Um... I'm in a band as of right now we finally have a name!! We're went with Fallen Dove. Okay, I lie, it's not really Fallen Dove... honestly and completely truthfully... it's LesserSideSequel. I know I'm the best part of the rhythm section, the bass. I pretty much am what makes the band cool, just ask the rest of them, they are bound to agree. If they don't, it's cause they are completly jealous of me, and the life I live. Just because they can't express themsleves in such a glorious way... like myself... doesn't mean they have to hate... appreciate! I'm under rated, and people should know I'm the best just by looking at me, I'm the poster child for hot, and GQ calls me on a regular basis. I cut paper for a living... I'm a sheeter. I sheet all day, sometimes long and wide, sometimes short and skinny. Lot's of sheeting from me. Sheet sheet sheet. All day long. One things for sure I sheet a lot everyday. Miles and miles of sheet.... Just me and a pair of scissors, good thing i'm paid by the hour!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that are honest, and can tell me how great I am. I really want to be surrounded by my peers... or just people who can tell me how great I am. I mean, just honest peers, that's all I want... as long as they tell me how great I am. I really love honest, and humble peers. I myself am humble, honest, and I like to think of myself as a person who people think of as a peer. Maybe a funny, honest, humble, peer. That's who I'd like to meet, as long as they undrestand and recognize how truely great I am. I'm not like Jesus great, but more of like Nick Cage, or Brad Pitt great. I'd even settle for Adam Sandler great, probably not Chris Farley great, but Sean Connery great would work just fine for me. I know girls are intimidated by my greatness, and stunning good looks, even my witty charm is too much for them... but enough about me, this is about people I'd like to meet. After I meet them I can sit around and talk about me... or even better, listen to them go on and on about how great I am. I just want to meet people that understand me on my level, people that have gone through the things that a twenty-seven year old sheeter/bass player has been through. So basicly, someone that knows the lifestyle that someone who cuts paper has come acustom to. Probably be good if they understand how playing the bass, is great. They could come to shows and be amazed by my remarkable talents; to not only play, but project my stunning display of stage presence. Bottom line, someone who know's what it is to be great. That's all I ask. In my humbleness, there is great honor. So I think I also need people to honor me. I wouldn't be suprised to find out that there is a tribute band for me. A band made up of people that dress like me, and play my songs to a less gratuitous fashion as myself. I'd go to those shows, cause then I'd look good compared to them. You have to surround yourself with people that make you look good, that way you look even better. Here's how it works= If you're a seven,I even think it's pretty humble to even suggest that I might be a seven(not that I'm saying I'm a seven though), then you need to surround yourself with fives, and fours. It makes you look like a nine or ten, which is pretty simple math. It's like them being completely not as good(looking, style, personality, overall awesomeness, etc, etc, etc) as you makes you look like a super star. Take Adrian Brode... not that great looking of a guy, probably a seven or so. But put him in a room with Bill Gates, and Steve Buscemi.. And holy crap does he look like a freakin stud. That's the concept people, it's forward thinking... but enough about me. It's time for me to meet you so we can exchange witty banter about my ridiculous good looks.

My Blog

A gift from me to my company

So freakin bored, work work work, it's all I do. When I'm not working, I'm dreaming about it, or trying new and inventive ways of how to get out of it. I've been sick, I've had back problems, my car w...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 20:08:00 GMT

Airsoft anyone?

I'm just getting started, and want to find people to play with.   Tryin to get people from the Seattle/Tacoma area who want to start, or already have started playing.  Tryin to fin...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 15:05:00 GMT

Rock and Roll

So I think I might have tourettes or something. Its really bad at work, maybe its just ADD, I dont know. Ill be on my machine workin at my computer, and for no reason I jump around and sing ROC...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jan 2005 20:09:00 GMT

Who are you?

So yeah, I knew i was pretty cool. I do love technology!! Kip Dynamite Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jan 2005 12:55:00 GMT

My life as a song

Okay, for some strange reason the overall theme to my life is level 1-1 on Super Mario Bros. Not that I'm running and hitting blocks with my head, it's the song... Whenever I'm pissed, there it is. ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:23:00 GMT