To my fellow bus riders... |
Heavy-breathing man sitting next to me: let's make a deal. I won't vomit on you if you won't vomit on me. Please know that I don't say this lightly, as I am pretty sure that your black plastic bag is...
Posted by Jessyka on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:09:00 PST |
ASSHOLE KIDS |
Kids I dont have kids. My friends dont have kids. My experience with little kids is fairly limited. However, i have fairly extensive experience with junior high and high school kids. And y'know what?...
Posted by Jessyka on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:42:00 PST |
Macaroni Grill; Portal to hell |
Tonight I ventured over to the ol’ Macaroni Grill to enjoy a dinner. The service was nice, the bread was good...
I ordered the 9 layer lasagna (Not a fan of italian food, so I ordered something ...
Posted by Jessyka on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:00 PST |
VIVA VIAGRA |
So a few weeks ago my dad informed me that he was buying Joe and I tickets to Las Vegas for my birthday.
Let me just tell you....
I AM STOKED.
My dad has lived out there for like 8 years so I ...
Posted by Jessyka on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST |
Words to Live and Die by. |
A long time ago I heard a a saying by Sir Walter Scott; "Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive"
That quote really hit home for me. You cant disagree with what he's saying h...
Posted by Jessyka on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:51:00 PST |
RE: I’M SO SPOILED. |
Fuck it. If i can enjoy the perks in life, then i god damn will. I'm not going to lie. Its fucking awesome.
Free shit=rad
And if I can enjoy it, i'm not going to sit there and act like ...
Posted by Jessyka on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:20:00 PST |
Simple Rules on How to be and Stay My Friend. |
Here are some basic rules if youwould like to be my friend and have it stay that way
1.) Dont fuck my friends
2.) Dont pretend to be into anything I'm into. Chances are you have no idea ...
Posted by Jessyka on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Hardcore |
Who cares.
I'm pretty sure beethoven didnt cry about it, when all his symphony friends changed, and got into something different.
and i'm pretty sure hes not rolling in his grave because of how music ...
Posted by Jessyka on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST |
Am I surrounded by idiots? or is it just during the day... |
I swear, does it take flashcards to get the message through to people these days????
Tell me how to do something, once. Ive got it. Maybe twice, but having to tell someone OVER AND OVER AND OVER how t...
Posted by Jessyka on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST |
Life as of now |
Boy has life changed since highschool. Nobody bothers to keep in touch anymore. The same people who wrote "We'll be friends forever" in your yearbook, havent called since you graduated.
I have BEG pe...
Posted by Jessyka on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST |
