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*Jewstanly*

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About Me

Once upon a time...as all good tales should start, lived a Southern lad, who believed in Faieries, Sirens, and the occasional Mermaid. Self-expression and exploration consumed much of this youth’s time, filling canvases with more than just paint; he coated them with clever rhymes, charming wit, and majestic beauty. Bold, the lad did not give into pretension, but rather embodied the lifestyle of a bohemian hedonist. Propriety he often lacked, but he possessed a high degree of couth, which never failed him. A paradox? Yours to judge. Whimsy was his fancy. Food always being his greatest weakness and pleasure, the boy drank deep the delicacies of life. He sought out knowledge wherever he sojourned, longing to fill his bank of cultural literacy. A traveler. The young lad ventured to new landscapes, and viewed familiar ones with new eyes. He laughed at Dogmas; karma was his guiding light. That lad was happy, very happy. He learned to live in the now and accept the interconnectedness of life. “Live well; laugh often; love deeply,” his mother always told him. And that he would do...
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My Interests

My life-long dream is to become a wicked witch...of any compass direction.

Music:

She was born in the wagon of a traveling show. Her momma had to dance for the money they'd throw. Papa would do whatever he could: preach a little gospel and sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good.....

Movies:

Life's a Banquet and most poor Sons-of-Bitches are Starving to Death! Live! Live! Live!

Television:

I'm very important. I decide the direction, the agencies, the new, the gorgeous, the wham, the bam, the floosh, the boosh, the new noir. Just decisions, decisions, decisions.

Books:

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Heroes:

A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. Suck it, Jesus. This award is my god now.

My Blog

La Croix, Sweetie!

Likes: Riesling; Helen Mirren; Pointed shoes; Cork, IRE; La Croix. Dislikes: Sitting on the Floor; Ignorance; Weiskirche; Will Ferrell; Polos. Dream: To not have to worry about money. Nightmare: Forge...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

Some Points of Interest

Jews for Jesus.Horcruxes.King in the Corner.Queso Dip.Katherine Hepburn.Knee-High Boots.Pugs & Other Dogs.Beatnicks.Porch & Other Swings.The Underworld.Acid Reducers.Peacocks.Georgio De Chrico...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

When pianos try being guitars....

To Whom It May Concern: You wonder as you wander through life if you are on the right path.  Who doesn't question their own existence and/or whether or not they are doing the "right thing." ...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

A LOT.....Just read it damn't!!!!!!

so....it's almost two in the morning and i am WIDE FUCKING AWAKE as usual.....my brain just won't stop...i contemplated masturbation...but even that is a bore.....so these are my insomniac ramblings.....
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

Who I Really Am

 the southside hooker roofie recollection according to the great and power chase mayer
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:06:00 PST

MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Prepare yourselves for the most powerful, amazing, liberating, uninhibited day of the year . . . MARCH 21, MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! I welcome gifts and I'm register...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and Her Lover

So, i watched this movie, only b/c Helen Mirren was in it (teaching Mrs. Tingle and Calendar girls), but i had no idea of the story line or anything. WELL . . . imagine Silence of the Lambs marries M...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have you ever painted a penis?

First Friday Art Walk was incredible!! Most works were noteable, some impressive, but by far the performance artist, who stood for hours, nude, covered in plaster, letting onlookers paint him, was by...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

does the tongue ring benefit you???

So, there's now a new metal bar going through my tongue. Now why did i not think about this affecting my eating when i did it? Hmmmmmm? My mother asked me, "how is that thing supposed to benefit yo...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas So Soon?

So, today my godmother came up to my house to bring my mom and I our Christmas presents. With me so far? Okay, i ended up getting 30, let me repeat 30 gifts from her!!! Talk about Santa Clause comi...
Posted by *Jewstanly* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST