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Kelly Joy

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About Me

A high falootin' pahtyer from whence she occupied Suze's womb, Kelly Joy travels the world in search of the high life. Lucky by nature, she enjoys free ballin' in the stixxx and skinny dippin' in the churning waters of the Nile. A kind word and a smack on the ass tells you you're on her good side...but find yourself in the depths of a local carnie's basement and you KNOW who you've double crossed! Dazzle her with avocados and other similarly textured delights and she will return the favor 420-fold. Ahh, the life and love of Kelly Joy. Whether you cherish it or shove it down your pie hole you will feel the tingling delights of her electrifying persona.
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Stop! ...HAMMAH TIME!

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My Interests

DDPP (www.dancedancepartyparty.com), Travel, yardsales, bike rides, theme pahties, doin' it, road trips, schmokin' a hookah, PAHtyin'

...and don't forget MAX!! My perfect new pseudo nephew. So handsome!

You just can't beat the theme song on the Teacup ride @ Disneyland! Toots aplenty!

I'd like to meet:

50 Cent, so I can punch him and his crotch grabbin' ways right in the GUT! Kanye schooled you so I'd BETTER NOT be hearing any of your dumbass rappin' NO MO!

El Caballero Guapo...

Glitter My Words

Music:

Erykah Badu, Gwen Stefani, Common, The Roots, Lionel Richie, Justin Timberlake, Bread, Treologic, The East Coast Family

This video was so familiar it SCARED me, people. It's halarious and I still know these dope raps by heart.

Movies:

Anything by Charlie Kaufmann, Back to the Future, Almost Famous, Garden State, Office Space, What About Bob, Transamerica

Television:

Sopranos, Scrubs, Family Guy, Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, The Sarah Silverman Program, 30 Rock, New Adventures of Old Christine

This clip is TOTALLY bootlegged, but Sarah is in TIP TOP form!

Scrubs is soooo GUT BUSTIN'!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, In the Time of the Butterflies

Heroes:

I can't say that I am my own hero..I mean, what kind of a jackass would admit to THAT? I CAN say that I've skinny dipped in the Red Sea, ridden a camel in the Negev, slutted up Virgin, Utah and peed my pants in Florence, Italy - A true hero...at pahtyin'!

I just sold my beloved 1977 VW Bus, Marge. The thought of selling such a gemstone sucks balls, but her new owner is a really dank Dutchman (my kin!) with a hankering for odd mechanical challenges. I heart you Marge. Keep pahtyin!

My Blog

Holiday Solo Shotz

As the 25th draws nearer I thought I would gift the world with more KV solo shotz.  Most of these are of me bundled up like a goddamn puffball trying to stay warm in the Windy City! A new Dunky'...
Posted by Kelly Joy on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:49:00 PST

A TREAT FOR MY MANY FANZ

I've collected an obscene amount of pretty goddamn funny solo shots over the years and thought it might be a fun featured pahty on myspace.  No promises on how long this will go on, but TAKE IT w...
Posted by Kelly Joy on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

Pseudo-Bday

Howdy boyz and girls!  I've been loyal to a couple of regular blogs in the past year, but have abandoned both out of - I don't know - boredom?  Pressure to be funny?  Not sure.  A...
Posted by Kelly Joy on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:49:00 PST