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The Last Samurai

the kiss of death is sweeter than the kiss of love

About Me

hi im eduardo, or eddy for what its worth. im 19 years old and lovin life. im single, im straight, im random, im eccentric, i like wat is surreal. i like 2 vary with things and sometimes i dont. i like 2 laugh especially wen Bam fucks around with Don Vito and the rest of CKY. in my own words i can be the strangest guy u kno or the most average person ull ever meet. by the way, i hate SideKicks 2 death so dont let me see u with one when ur talking 2 me. i would hate 2 hav one of those things driving u away from a conversation with me. so in my precence, dont let me catch u with one or u can forget about our conversation and anything else. im not the kind of person 2 be ignored, seriously.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eduardo Morales
Birthday: January 27, 1989
Birthplace: Campeche, Mexico
Current Location: Glendale, Queens (right smaking in the middle of the greatest city in the world. !NEW YORK CITY!
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black/brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed.b>
Your Heritage: Mexican with French and Spanish background. (Viva La France! Viva la revolucion de France and fuck everyone else!)

The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma, Sketchers and Converse
Your Weakness: my exclamation mark
Your Fears: loosing someone i luv
Your Perfect Pizza: plain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass to the next grade and begin work on TOMORROW
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fair Enough
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck skool, 10 more minutes

Your Best Physical Feature: face and perhaps my eyes
Your Bedtime: dont hav 1
Your Most Missed Memory: music and times of 1996
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: none (dey kill animals)
Single or Group Dates: single right by the beach on Coney Island
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: hate it
Do you Swear: try not 2 but if u push me, ill fucking do it
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: yes (wat am i a pig)
Have you Been in Love: so many times it hurts
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: always (agnostic)
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: depends on the situation
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: acoutic guitar and moving into electric
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: nop
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nop
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nop
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nop
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: nop (wats the resaon im single)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nop (i work)
Ever been Drunk: nop
Ever been called a Tease: nop
Ever been Beaten up: nop
Ever Shoplifted: nop (i work)
How do you want to Die: lets just say i dont to become a grumpy old man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: actor and film director
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, Russia, Japan, Cuba, England, Sweeden, Norway, and Italy. I still go to Mexico but i would like to go 2 my other homelands, Spain and France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blu or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: not dat tall
Weight: as long as shes skinny
Best Clothing Style: punk, rock, casual and elegant
Number of Drugs I have taken: i got my number
Number of CDs I own: im 2 lazy 2 count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 to the infinity power
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A Lil About Me...


For Starters...
Name: : Eduardo
What Does It Mean: : no idea
Nicknames: : Eddy, Eddie, Edo, you figure it out
Gender: : Male
Are Your Parents Still Together: : Yep
Heritage: : Mexican/French/Spanish
Religion: : None
Single or Taken: : Single
Is That A Good Thing: : not always
Favorites...
Perfume: : im a guy, but in a girl, strawberries
Cologne: : Crush
Beer: : im a champagne or wine type of person
Non-Alcoholic Drink: : Yoo-Hoo
Quote: : life is about challenges and one is to wake up in the morning alive
Feature of the Opposite Sex: : blue/green eyes, blonde hair, anything white or asian and definetly non Mexican or hispanic, except for Argentinian, Chilean, Brazillian and some Colombian
Sports Team: : New York Giants
Pair of Shoes: : Adidas
Junk Food: : im not really into much
Gum: : Orbit Bubblemint
Have You Ever...
Been In Love: : so many times it hurts
Been on a Blind Date: : nope
Ran Out of Gas: : nope, i dont drive but somehow the train conductors use it as an excuse for horrible train service
Been Called a Tease: : nope
Been in a Major Accident: : dont think so
Had Alcohol Poisoning: : nah
Been in a Fight: : yep
Cheated: : on a girl no, on a test yes
Been Cheated On: : yep and it really fucks u up
Random...
Your Most Unusual Obsession: : dont have one
Your Most Missed Memory: : the 90's
Your Greatest Weakness: : obssesions
Your Biggest Fear: : changes
Your "Can : my iPod
Describe Your Personal Style: : i dont really hav one
Your Best Physical Feature: : my face
Do You Love Yourself: : yea
Who : i dont really hav one
Any Tattoos/Piercings: : nope
How Do You Want To Die: : i dont know
Your First Thoughts Waking Up: : go ahead, make my day
What Are Your Pet Peeves: : none
Any Vices: : none
Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years: : livin large
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My Interests

so many to tell
In 1989 (the year you were born)
George H.W. Bush becomes president of the US

The largest oil spill in US history occurs after the Exxon Valdez strikes Blight Reef in Alaska's Prince William sound

In Liverpool, England a soccer stadium barrier collapses killing 94 people

Hurricane Hugo causes 71 deaths and $4.2 billion in damage

A massave earthquake hits the San Francisco Bay area minutes before the World Series between the Giants and A's

The Berlin Wall comes down, symbolically ending the Cold War

Serial killer Ted Bundy is executed in Florida's electric chair

Ayatollah Khomeini places a three-million-US dollar bounty for the death of author Salman Rushdie

Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor is arrested in Beverly Hills, California after slapping a motorcycle police officer

Nintendo released its popular handheld video game player, Game Boy

Oakland Athletics win the World Series

San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XXIII

Calgary Flames win the Stanley Cup

Batman is the top grossing film

"Look Away" by Chicago spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Talk show host, Geraldo Rivera's nose is broken during a taping of his show, when a fight erupts on the set between guests

The Arsenio Hall Show and The Simpsons premiere

Dragonball Z premieres on Japanese television What Happened the Year You Were Born?

I'd like to meet:

My homeboy Luke Skywalker My 1st Woman! ERIN CAHILL My 2nd Woman! ROSE BYRNE
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Music:

Basically anything with a good beat, rhythm, sound and lyrics. Rock, Pop, Electronica, some rap, etc. anything except, R&B, reggeaton, etc, and mostly, alternative. god i hate those alternapricks so fuckin much. my favs r The Who * Ramones * The Clash * Bee Gees * Guns and Roses * Bob Marley * The Doors * Jimi Hendrix * A Flock of Seagulls* AC/DC * Phoenix * PINK FLOYDTHE LEGENDARY PINK FLOYD MY FAVORITE ALBUM: PINK FLOYD'S THE DIVISION BELL AC/DC ~ Hells Bells

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Movies:

A FEW GOOD MEN, TOP GUN, FREEJACK, STAR WARS SAGA, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, JAMES BOND 007 SERIES, SPIDERMAN, ROMEO AND JULIET, CRASH, PAY IT FORWARD, TAXI DRIVER, A.I. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Speed Racer, Viva La Bam, EntourageTHIS IS MY SHIT..
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Add to My Profile | More Videos fucking fat ass Vito The Best of Don Vito
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Books:

Hamlet, Othello, As You Like It, pretty much anything by William Shakespeare and The Catcher in the Rye

My Blog

Worst Case Scenario

Talk about a shity week. Perhaps worst case scenario. Tons of problems, lots of commotion and I aslo have about 3 idiots making my life a living Hell. Bunch of low life idiotic morons, Pablo, Mat...
Posted by The Last Samurai on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:02:00 PST

Im So Bored

Holy Shit, im so fucking dead right now. y i ask, because im so really bored that i had to post this fucking blog just to cheer myself up. ...
Posted by The Last Samurai on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST

Dis is really killin me

2day i went down Coney just to see wat the Hell i was going to do. Bad thing is no cute lookin chicks in sight. 2nd thing is that, deres no way in Hell my luck is going so Goddamn bad. Eh, fuck i...
Posted by The Last Samurai on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST