Drunkety drunk drunk |
So I have to tell you all, I'm a dummy. I went out last weekend and got TRASHED. With a capital T. It's not really my thing anymore to do that, but dammit it was fun. And a bit hilarious, now.
I star...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST |
Fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck. |
So, I'm in Target last night, and my kid(Ian) decides to jump on the cart for a ride but he misses and ends up on the floor. Not hard, just on the floor, laying there. The only guy working there was o...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Boredom makes you read the news online. |
Okay, so let me get this right:
Isaiah Washington is going to therapy because he hates gay people and wants to save his soul. The only thing that man wants to save is his career. What a fool.
O...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:16:00 PST |
Squeaky boots |
I feel like I'm living that episode of Spongebob where his boots squeak everywhere he goes and it drives everyone crazy. Only I'm the only one being driven crazy by my shoes today. They make noise whe...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST |
Popcorn hangover |
So, I'm doing the laundry today, and I notice a cub scout pin in the dryer. It's part of the popcorn selling award that reads, "fun begins with popcorn." Well my friends, fun does not in fact start wi...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST |
Cockroaches, not good. |
So, I've bitched about those nasty, huge, disgusting cockroaches before,and here's some more. For those of you who didn't read that other blog about it, let me fill you in: They're about 1-2 inches lo...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST |
The best day EVER! For real this time. |
Okay, so today was my REAL best day ever. I've claimed the best day ever before, but I think I really mean it today. I slept in til 8am, went for an early bike ride with Josh and the kids, shared a ve...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST |
Thankfully, Christmas is only once a year. |
Okay, so you know how Owen is now that he's almost three. Mean and stubborn, but hilarious because he's got his words. Check this out.
All you people that have had to deal with kids have probably used...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST |
The best day ever! Thanks Carrie! |
Yesterday was probably the best day I've had in a long time. It went a little something like this:
We got in the car at 8am and went to meet our good friends, Carrie, Steve and Ellis. At that point, C...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST |
I'm alone(again), and gonna run you over! |
That's right all. I'm home alone again. The boys came home for one night(not even 24 solid hours), dropped off their laundry, repacked, ate my good chili that I made them and they're gone again. Only ...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST |
