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Kenny Kansas, The Mongolian Beef

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Name: Kenny Kansas
Birthday: May 18
Birthplace: Omaha, Nebraska
Current Location: Fort Worth, Tejas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Laos!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shelltoes
Your Weakness: Redheads
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Breadueax Italian Sausage and Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a new job
Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger: a/s/l
Thoughts First Waking Up: I dont wanna go to work!
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile (I guess)
Your Bedtime: 10pm-3am
Your Most Missed Memory: Jamming with my buddy Gonzo
McDonalds or Burger King: Golden Arches Baby!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Single or Group Dates: I havent been on a date in forever...
Do you Smoke: its for my glaucoma...
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: horribly
Do you Shower Daily: absolutley
Have you Been in Love: I am right now...
Do you want to go to College: been there...
Do you want to get Married: yes I do
Do you believe in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: negatory
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only with my baby...
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahaha...is this serious?
In the past month have you Smoked: fo shizzle dizzle
In the past month have you been on Drugs: advil?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: if by date you mean dinner with my love...yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i avoid it at all costs
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not yet...im slacking off
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage: no...and its driving me insane
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope...too cold outside
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: dont do that any more
Ever been Drunk: oh yea...
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yea... Score: Tree 1, Me 0
Ever Shoplifted: back in the day
How do you want to Die: the way its supposed to happen
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good father and husband
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Like I said its for my glaucoma
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: i had 1... damn job...
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: theres not enough space for this
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: nekkid =)
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:


Morgan Rose, Danny Carey, Abe Cunningham, Joey Jordison, Chad Sexton, Chad Smith, Donnie Yen, Jackie Chan, and Bruce Lee.

Music:



Mudvayne, Sevendust, Nothingface, Nonpoint, Meshuggah, TOOL, Deftones, Machine Head, Pantera, Enigma, Incubus, Chimaira, Flaw, Skindred, 311, Static-X, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Ill Nino, Pink Floyd, Soulfly, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Michael Jackson, Snot, Stereomud, Steve Winwood, Don Henly, Eminem, December, Def Leppard, Loverboy, Judas Priest, Foreigner, Sepultura, Chicago, Nelly, The Police, Linkin Park, Boston, Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliot, Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac, Garbage, Sublime, Hall & Oates, White Zombie, Heart, The Bee Gees, Staind, Bone Thugs~n~Harmony, A Perfect Circle, Billy Idol, Prince, Snoop Dogg, U2, (HED) P.E., Fear Factory, Foo Fighters, Killswitch Engage, and Justin Timberlake.

Movies:

I love Kung Fu movies! (go figure)....anything with Jackie Chan or Donnie Yen. Kevin Smith is a genius, Clerks is my favorite movie of all time! Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy. Back to the Future 1, 2, & 3. All of the Indiana Jones movies. Top Gun, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Goonies, Big, Beverly Hills Cop, Trading Places, Coming to America...basically the 80s rock my socks off!

Television:

Mind of Mencia, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Sportscenter, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Ultimate Fighter, CSI, That 70's Show, Fox Sports en Espanol... I might not understand all of it but I love futbol, The History Channel, National Geographic Channel, anything on Food Network...I can't get enough of that channel.

Books:

Haven't read in a while but anything by Michael Crichton is great.

My Blog

/grumble

So I have no idea who reads these thing or if anyone even cares to. I know that there are people in my life that love and care for me, and I am sorry if I have negleted any of you. It has been a very ...
Posted by Kenny Kansas, Asian Devastation on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

Broken Down

It takes timeTo heal the wound I've made along the wayIf I'm blindOpen my eyes 'cause I need to see againIf I can feel againWill you tell me nowOr wait til I'm broken down againSave me nowI'm brokenIf...
Posted by Kenny Kansas, Asian Devastation on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:52:00 PST