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kels

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm a 22 year old from alberta, canada - you might call me a redneck and I might kick your ass. I'm a nurse, work in psych. it's great, I promise.
if you're not a cat person, go away, you're not worth my time! I'm what some people call a 'crazy cat person.' but crazy is really just a relative term, isn't it? anyway, my cats kick ass and are better than you. as if two weren't enough, I've now gotten another cat for my house in cgy.
sarcastic, cynical, bitter and bitchy. don't I sound pleasant? I'm relatively asocial (really, who the hell needs people?) and tend to be shy and quiet most times. bad spelling and grammar are two of my ultimate pet peeves. seriously.
I swear by wearing mismatched socks. it's so much easier that way, no sorting! this leads into me mentioning that I'm lazy, but do prefer to call myself easygoing and/or relaxed
my passions are: nintendo (zelda in particular), cats, cigarettes, reading, documentaries, music, singing, dancing, and the internet
where I see myself in 50 years (if I'm not dead): I will be the scary cat lady who lives down the street and frightens all the neighbourhood children with her insane ramblings as she sits in a rocker on her porch with a shotgun.
in august '05 I backpacked around new zealand for three weeks, which was a spectacular time! I'm going to move there as soon as I can! trip pictures

My Interests

interesting things

I'd like to meet:


interesting people who aren't overly cheerful, bubbly, and/or annoying...except to be honest, I have no interest in meeting anybody from here. it's mostly to keep in touch with friends I already have.

Music:

I'm picky, but do like what might be called a variety of things from rock to opera
in no particular order:
tweaker, soad, portal, nin, yotr, 30 stm, orgy, chevelle, stabbing westward, sublime, mellowdrone, gomez, failure, abba, ace of base, fair ground, bob marley, boyz II men, broken social scene, disney music, cold, feist, finger eleven, garbage, garth brooks, godsmack, guns 'n roses, I mother earth, jeff buckley, jem, patsy cline, marcy playground, marilyn manson, meatloaf, metallica, michael buble, michael jackson, muse, nitty gritty dirt band, our lady peace, patty loveless, a perfect circle, rainbow butt monkeys, professional murder music, savage garden, sevendust, silverchair, tim tibbitts, tool, ultraspank, usher, VAST, wilson phillips
soundtracks and/or musicals:
grease, les miserables, phantom of the opera, chicago, the lion king, cats, dirty dancing, and so on

Movies:

pride and prejudice, james bond, star wars, lord of the rings, indiana jones, jaws, ever after, the princess bride, tremors, the little mermaid, other disney movies, grease, chicago

Television:

the colbert report, simpsons, futurama, family guy, south park, video on trial, grey's anatomy. big fan of documentaries and historical shows. because I'm interesting like that, hah!

Heroes:

idols are made to fall

My Blog

there is no one here but me

greetings and salutations it has been a really, really long time. let's see, to summarize the last nine months... I did end up going to vancouver...it was a good trip, and now I'm thinking it's about ...
Posted by kels on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:19:00 PST

tethered and tied, there's nowhere to hide from me

greetings and salutations I appear to have mopped myself into a corner this all came about because...awhile ago I was cleaning the bit of tile we have at our front door and started scrubbing the grout...
Posted by kels on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

why don't you take what you need and then go away

greetings and salutations it seems as though every single goddamn time I go to update this fucking thing, I lose the entry and end up having to do it twice. GRAAAAH! I don't like the text window in he...
Posted by kels on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you

greetings and saultations what, cat pictures? in the past month and a half, my cat has grown...well I'm not sure if he's cuter or less cute or at the same level of cute...all I know is that he's still...
Posted by kels on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

you didn't hurt me, nothing can hurt me...you didn't hurt me, nothing can stop me now

greetings and salutations yeah it's been awhile no I haven't been particularly busy, at least not consistently. I can summarize my life into four general categories:1. work2. kitten3. chillin (haha)4....
Posted by kels on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

paradise comes at a price that I am not prepared to pay

greetings and salutations and now for kitten pictures! saw it with me, now: awww farewellkelsy...
Posted by kels on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

fading like a dead star

greetings and salutations I have a kitten sleeping on my lap right now.  awww!  it's been torturously long since I've actually lived in a place with a pet - four years in fact.  anyway,...
Posted by kels on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST

asleep in the sand with the ocean washing over

greetings and salutations holy crap, can you believe it's september?  september!  what the hell happened to the summer?  (oh right, half was wasted at home, the other half wasted moving...
Posted by kels on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

you are so useless when you're high

greetings and salutations you know, about a week ago I wrote up this big entry - complete with pictures - only to lose it as I posted it.  damn you, myspace!  so I kind of lost heart until n...
Posted by kels on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:28:00 PST

cries in the dark that nobody hears

greetings and salutations hello myspace, it's been awhile. there have been a few significant events in my life since the last time I updated. wrote my RN exam.  fingers crossed that I passed it, ...
Posted by kels on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST