Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you?

About Me

I am a naked ape. I engage in my current human primate troop probably as one of the more submissive males. I am a frequent visitor on the restrooms, and i also like to read alot. I like to watch reading rainbow also, david allen grier does a great job with that. Well not really, but that's ok.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who isn't obsessed with being very cautious throughout life. Someone who could be a genious, and yet at the same time not think they are better than everyone else. After all, we are all dumb asses in eyes of someone else. Preferably, someone who isn't an ignorant bible belt moron who listens to Sean Hannity on the radio; listening to country music, owning a colt 45 which is placed in the glove box, you know, just in case you have to defend your "freedom." I don't really like talking to business majors as much also. You live in the world of micro-economics, and you tend to be very ignorant on foriegn policies. I like people to be very culturally diverse, maybe someone who doesn't hitch a ride on manifest destiny browsing through the western philosophy at a local Barnes and Noble. Pretty much i just decided to rant on here because I'm a crazy debating psycho. So please, dont take the time to get to know me, I'm probably not worth it.
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Music:

Do Make Say Think, Karate, The Album Leaf, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Bjork, Jazz, and classical music of all sorts, and jam bands.... pff yeah right, hippies! Mogwai, Pele, explosions in the sky, aesop rock, atmosphere, King Crimson, Yes, Steely Dan,Malmsteen.I don't like emo at all, but i like naming off emo band names that i make up, i think its funny, so ill just start making a list, and if i name a band that happens to exist, then you just know how stereotypical the names really are.My Burning Desire, Everlasting Eternity, Shattered Glass, hmm, now im tired of doing that. Seriously, who actually spends their day being that depressed. I know my life sucks, but i don't have to whine or scream about it.

Movies:

They can be ok...

Television:

thats my babysitter

Books:

It's great to read things.

Heroes:

My baby

My Blog

CHILD PORN AT CENTRAL LIBRARY (PEDOPHILE CAUGHT?)

July 27th, 2006. I received a big shocking slap in my face while browsing on the computer at the library. Chris, 23, tapped me on the shoulder and directed my atte...
Posted by Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you? on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST

Bum with his pants down

there was this bum with a whole bunch of weeds in this plastic store bag... he was talking all muffled... but you could make out that he was a crack dealer trying to sell crack... You could defi...
Posted by Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you? on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

A ridiculous drunkenly written poem

A long lonely stretch of gravel road After a horrendous car breakdown Making my way into a driveway Surrounded by a moat of ditches Vehicle parts and broken plywood Cover the poorly tended grass As I ...
Posted by Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you? on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:14:00 PST

End History of Heaven and Earth Vol. XIV

God created man in His image. Therefore, any ideas or creations of mankind have long been in use by God and the citizens of His kingdom. Of course not every place on earth ascribes to the ...
Posted by Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you? on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:51:00 PST

The Future

Curfew now approaches the city of Des Moines with dark, thick clouds rolling in. The [tempest specter] bellows with an unearthly, echoing thunder, luminating the dim sky with his apparitions of electr...
Posted by Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you? on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:17:00 PST

My Cure to the Midwest Tedium

Tedious behavior is often found in places like Des Moines Iowa. Many people find it hard to bare, and yet some people just GIT R DUN. However if you aren't in the GIT R DUN category, you p...
Posted by Hello, my name is ... Eddie, how can I help you? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST