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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KUMMAN MAFASE
Birthday: A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY
Birthplace: WAFFLE HOUSE
Current Location: A SHED IN THE BACKYARD
Eye Color: HALF CLOSED
Hair Color: BALD
Height: 798
Right Handed or Left Handed: DONT KNOW
Your Heritage: MY DAD IS MY BROTHER
The Shoes You Wore Today: NONE
Your Weakness: MY BALLS
Your Fears: MY BALLS
Your Perfect Pizza: MUSTARD AND BISCUITS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: KILL MY LANDLORD
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: UH HUH
Thoughts First Waking Up: I SHIT MYSELF AGAIN
Your Best Physical Feature: THE SHIT RUNNING DOWN MY LEG
Your Bedtime: AFTER SHITTING MYSELF
Your Most Missed Memory: HAVING CLEAN UNDERWEAR
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: SHITBURGER
Single or Group Dates: I CRY IN BED
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: MY LEFT NUT NEVER DESCENDED
Chocolate or Vanilla: I HAVE A BONER AGAIN
Cappuccino or Coffee: I EAT BOOGERS
Do you Smoke: CRACK
Do you Swear: @$$@%$@
Do you Sing: AT CHURCH
Do you Shower Daily: I SHOWER IN MY OWN PISS
Have you Been in Love: I BURED A PIGEON TODAY
Do you want to go to College: NO
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: NO
Do you get Motion Sickness: I SHIT MYSELF WHEN I MOVE
Do you think you are Attractive: YES
Are you a Health Freak: YES
Do you get along with your Parents: I SILENCED THEM
Do you like Thunderstorms: IT CLEANS THE SHIT OFF OF MY HANDS
Do you play an Instrument: THE TURD BURGLER
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I'LL CALL YOU BACVK
In the past month have you Smoked: BUTTCRACK
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ASK MY DOCTOR
In the past month have you gone on a Date: 32 TIMES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'M BANNED
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I EAT AT THE Y
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: UH HUH
In the past month have you been on Stage: IN A LINEUP
In the past month have you been Dumped: A DOG DUMPED ON MY CHEST
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HOT CARL DID
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I DONKEY PUNCHED MY CAT
Ever been Drunk: ON ROBITUSSIN
Ever been called a Tease: I CALL IT A KAISER BLADE
Ever been Beaten up: YUP
Ever Shoplifted: TOILET PAPER
How do you want to Die: BURIED IN SHIT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A PLUMBER
What country would you most like to Visit: UR ANUS
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Favourite Eye Color: BLIND
Favourite Hair Color: UNSHAVEN
Short or Long Hair: HAIRY PITS
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