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Craptaculob

We can't stop here, this is bat country

About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Name: Steve
Birthdate: 2-14-66...Valentines Day
Birthplace: Rhode Island
Current Location: Tampa, FL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown w/highlights
Height: 6'2
Weight: 215
Piercings: No longer wear them
Tatoos: Definately
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Neither
Overused Phraze: Too cool
FAVORITES
Food: Sushi
Candy: M&M's
Number: 8
Color: Blue
Animal: Octopus
Drink: Tea
Alcohol Drink: Gin & tonic
Bagel: Nah
Letter: What is this, Sesame Street?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Legs...but depends on the woman
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermellon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog...sorry Romeo
Rap or Punk: Hmmmm
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Her bedtime
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature: Smile, ass?
First Thought Waking Up: Thank you
Goal for this year: Be a better man
Best Friends: Can't live without them
Weakness: Potato chips
Fears: Bugs
Heritage: French and Irish
Longest relationship: 5 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: No
Pot: No!
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes...got the scar to prove it
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No
Been Dumped Lately: Yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Its not the color, its the light in them
Favorite Hair Color: Brown, blonde, red...
Short or Long: Either
Height: Not as tall as me
Style: Something in this decade
Looks or Personality: Personality, but looks help
Hot or Cute Hmmmm
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol is ok
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between...lol
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Many, but try not to dwell on them
What country do you want to Visit: Australia, India
How do you want to Die: Knowing I am loved
Been to the Mall Lately: Unfortunately
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes!
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: In between
Do you think your Attractive: Yes
Believe in Yourself: Yes...definately
Want to go to College: Been there
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Ahhh, yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: Not really sure
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 42
Hate anyone: Yes

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Music:


The Unforgiven ( Metallica ) by flycodes.com

Movies:

Open Range, Slap Shot, Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas, Syriana, Croughing Tiger Hidden Dragon, Love Actually, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Wonder Boys, Walk the Line, Snatch, Hero, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation

Television:

Biker Build-off, Lost, Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica, What Not To Wear, Cash Cab, Inside the Actor's Studio, 30 Rock Beatbox

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Books:

Fast Food Nation...read it and it will change your life, Faithful, Into Thin Air, Sleeping With The Devil, Partly Cloudy Patriot, See No Evil

Heroes:

My Mom, Arthur Ashe, Bill Clinton, Lance Armstrong, Malcolm X

My Blog

Woman ties county blood alcohol record

A Pierce County woman apparently tied a record for the amount of alcohol in her blood when the Washington State Patrol toxicology lab measured a blood-alcohol content of 0.50 two hours after she was a...
Posted by Craptaculob on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

If this isn't karma, then what the fuck is?

OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian hitchhiker, who stole an elderly man's car after he offered her a ride, died a few minutes later when she lost control of the vehicle and crashed into trees, police said....
Posted by Craptaculob on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Shocking results!

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if s...
Posted by Craptaculob on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

http://www.CustomCleanersDefenseFund.com

WASHINGTON - The Chungs, immigrants from South Korea, realized their American dream when they opened their dry-cleaning business seven years ago in the nation's capital. For the past two years, howeve...
Posted by Craptaculob on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

We should be so lucky...or why I hate Tom Brady

February 18, 2007 -- BRIDGET Moynahan, the star of ABC's "Six Degrees," is expecting and the father is New England Patriot All-Pro quarterback Tom Brady, although the couple is no longer together. Mo...
Posted by Craptaculob on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

The legend of Lyle Valentine

Happy valentine's day everyone. As legend has it, Lyle valentine was an old blind man from 4th century BC France. He would always walk around the village with his pants around his ankles masturbating ...
Posted by Craptaculob on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST

caffeinated donuts. the end of fat people

A press release came out today that a scientist in North Carolina has recently figured out a way to caffeinate baked goods. He's pitching his new idea of "buzz donuts" and "buzz bagels". This is big n...
Posted by Craptaculob on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

Man busted for cursing agent's mother

FEBRUARY 12--A New York man, enraged that his girlfriend had been ensnared in a drug probe, is himself facing a felony rap for a vulgar telephone tirade directed at the parents of a federal agent. Acc...
Posted by Craptaculob on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

HOF ballot 2007

Checking out this year's Hall of Fame ballot and seeing the likes of Scott Brosius, Devon White, Bobby Witt and Wally Joyner on it. That always kills me for some reason. And just in case you were wond...
Posted by Craptaculob on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

Entrance Strategy

The time has come to bid farewell to the 109th congress, and let's hear it for them. They did things nobody thought could ever be done, like screwing up so bad people actually voted for Democrats. S...
Posted by Craptaculob on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST