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About Me

I was a test tube baby conceived in outer space. Just for kicks and giggles I guess. I am very much so naive and my dreams are unrealistic. I want to be a fairy. Not a flamer- a litlte fairy with wings and jizz. I want to be a bartender when i'm old enough. I'm workin on college- goin into the field o....dreams. I really kind of want to grow some dreadlocks super bad! My nose can bleed when I get really angry. I love getting dirty in the outdoors, and raping rough terrain in my old truck. I love facial hair on guys. It takes a lot to lose my trust, like maybe 128 repeated offenses. Family- My father is a humorous man with the worst jokes. My mother has more patience than Ghandi, my sister is highly intelligent and fun to push to the wild side, and my little brother is a living joke- in a funny way, making us best buds and super tight like Richard Simmons' hair-do/his shorts, And...that's about it about me. ....And I'm a vegetarian. I like my dog. His name is Dinosaur. I like my kitten. His name is Gus Gus Friar. and my hair is so fake. i'm really one of those brown headers. this blonde stuff wasa progressively intentional accident. I love the Olsen twins. Oh. and as stated in my interests, I like performing make-shift surgeries on ugly teenagers. I try to make them pretty. I actually traveled back in time and was the surgeon who helped out Michael Jackson. Bang Bang skid skid....My kitten ran away actually. My dog went to the pound back in September. My hair is real and very damaged but recovering decently.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

....Beetlejuice. .......................................... . ... . . . . . . . ....... .......... .. ..

My Blog

alright captain crunch

Please fill in your own blog on my blog. I will read what you say! promise!
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:07:00 GMT

Dig, Lardo, Dig

I want to blog out all of my dreams I have on a daily basis, but I can't... my dreams are far far too detailed and I remember too many and too much from each night, and I simply do not have the time. ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:08:00 GMT

I live on an island of Nothingness

..stranded. I made a strawberry shortcake shaped like a heart. It molded into somethings fierce. My twenty roses, preserved by death. Pill upon pill, a mountain range is built tonight. A baby is born ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Calling people...

So I called a two people last night who have been wanting me to talk to them for a while. Neither of them answered. I chuckle.  Ironically they hate eachother yet they've never met eachother. And...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:51:00 GMT

My tree.

I dug with a shovel to upturn the earth. The God-given soil was fertile. I planted a pear tree- for I love pears- and I nurtured it with love. Wanting so bad for my pears to be ready I sat and refused...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:48:00 GMT

Productive

Wow. I got a lot done today. I picked up a fixed window, I did 3 loads of laundry, I switched insurance and paid for 6 months of it, I vacuumed my car-which I washed last night. I still need to reorga...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:59:00 GMT

O wicked 13th.

hello educated readers. and congratulations. I look like this :-D most of the time. but today i looke like this :'-( because i am pretty sure my cat will possibly not come back. at least for a wh...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:39:00 GMT

ineed

sleep. but why. i have a plan. i have 3 types of sleep meds. got a new one today. non prescription but "extra strength". ha. we'll see. poppin it with ambien and we'll see if i can sleep. i'm already ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:07:00 GMT

who are these "Max 95" characters?

ug. wow. worst day ever. started before i woke up. got worse at by noon. mellowed out, then got way worse. breathe in and out. pop some buspar. meditate. clean with bleach. scrub scrub. scrub. i wante...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:36:00 GMT

once upon a time it was requested

One Time at Band Camp---Once on a trip to Columbia Missouri, I roomed with 2 other girls. Cara and Phoenix. Billions of cans of caffiene, nasal cavities full of pixie styx, and a little God given ADHD...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:47:00 GMT