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Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | ClassifiedsI have an obsessive problem. I masticate all the time. When I wake up, I need it bad, so I masticate in the morning. Then, about noon, I feel the urge... so, I masticate again (usually a lot). Then when I get home to Kristin and Roxy, I masticate with them. But, I am embarassed to say that they don't know that sometimes I masticate a little throughout other times of the day. I try to satsify myself, but I can't help masticating. Of all the myths about masticating, I think the one that is true is that you'll gain weight. I need help... I don't want to be known as a masticator.I also poop after I masticate. I hate to think of both actions in the same sentence, but I have learned to think of them as cause and effect.
