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bill

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About Me

thirty helens agree you should message before adding me. color me out of here...

My Interests

historical romance novel covers and fabio, interpretive dance, doppelgangers, buy one get one frees, mix tapes, records, Richmond, spreaky sprawlys, evil giraffes, taxidermy with porridge, shows, coffee, trivial facts, thrift stores, kinky boot beasts, photography, amy sedaris

Music:

essential logic, kingfish, battles, secret chiefs 3, the evens, pop group, john mayall, harry belefonte, big black, television, nena, plastic people of the universe, beatles, ani difranco, joanna newsom, ornette coleman, samiam, lawrence arms, limp wrist, discount, chick corea, dillenger escape plan, great society, brian eno, animal collective, silver apples

Movies:

the color purple, trans america, battle royale, v for vendetta, they live, the dark crystal, return of the living dead, bram stroker's dracula, waking life, iron jawed angels, seven samurai, rushmore, strangers with candy, suspiria, spaceballs, breakfast club, yellow submarine, labyrinth, history of the world part one, meaning of life, life of brian, beautiful thing, american splendor

Television:

monty python's flying circus, kids in the hall, family guy, strangers with candy, mad tv (old episodes), simpsons, twilight zone, AbFab, salute your shorts, golden girls, harvey birdman, dave chapelle show, ren and stimpy, wonder showzen

Books:

pulp, women, breakfast of champions, allen ginsberg, steal this book, photography books, music books, dr. suess, dangerous angels, my world: rambling of an aging gutter punk, fast food nation, i like you: hospitallity under the influence, party monster, rent girl, shel silverstein, harvey pekar

Heroes:

enrique iglesias says that he can be my hero. so anna cornucopia, eat your heart out.

My Blog

...and we're off!

so i'm back on this fucking train. i got off at a stop long ago and wandered with more aim than i did on here. but i moved from long island to woodbridge virginia and decided that this is TH...
Posted by bill on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:17:00 PST

laura's take on the martha stewart scandal

It pains me to think Martha might go to jail. I visualize some meaty, unibrowed woman approaching her in prison and demanding that Martha toss her salad, and Martha responding that, without a proper c...
Posted by bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an essay of 1000+ words on sleep deprivation

hello bed. how do? tired? me too.
Posted by bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST