"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" ---- Dr. Johnson"I hope you got a big trunk... cause I am putting my bike in it!!!!" "That is bout as damn near impossible as trying to find a black cat in a dark closet, that you know ain't there." "Old McDonald had a daughter.... Git er Done...Got er Did!" "Whatever tickles your pickle!" Sammy
Well I am a very outgoing guy and well i love to party... who doesnt... I love to meet new peops and what not... Personally i like to meet people that love life, live it, and just like to get down and have fun... I like to get down and party with a new crowd everynow and again...So yeah i wanna meet everybody and anybody.. You can never have to many friends
Growing up in the country!
What time of year has the worst hours? Fucking Calving... Damn i hate the night shift
When working cattle do you clearly understand commands? Oh yeah...even if it isnt quit a word i know what is really being said
If driving a pickup and trailer when muddy, what don't you do? Don't try to show off... you only end up jack knifin' the trailer and get really stuck... beleive me i know
What happens when you try and show off while riding? You either pull off something really sweet... Or you get really hurt... But usually you got hurt
How many cattle did you grow up around? anywhere between 500-700depending on which year
How big was your place? ah well around 20 sections
Where was this at? Middle of bum fuck egypt, Located north of Big Timber Montana
Ever heard of the term overgrazing? Oh yeah... Thats what people do when they dont know what in the hell they are doing to begin with
Are ranchers really the hardest working people? well for most of the year if you count drinking coffee till noon hard work then yeah
What was the worst job to do on your ranch? Fencing... We had a whole hell of a lot of it
What did kids at school make fun of you for? It was usually the fact that i had some sort of barn animal fecal matter on my boots
What did you do for fun? rode colts, Branding, Road Trips... There was always beer involved
Ever get shot with something? oh yeah 8 way( makes your arm swell up like a fat girl at an all you can eat buffet)
Meanest thing you remember? Which one There are lots of them that are equally mean
Best time you had? Well it was when i was young and i wasnt forced to work..that took about the first 3 years of my life... Ha ha its all fun
Smell of the work truck? Well its the cross of diesel fuel, horse shit, calf scours and a few other disturbing substances... we wont get into that
Best truck on the place? 1965 Ford F-100 with a unibody...
Best memory of that vehicle? crashing into the old dump after a glorious runaway through a feild cause of no brakes
Dumbest thing your old man did? ha ha ha... where should i start
Any group stupidity? (Several people doing dumb shit) We Branding bout sums it all up
Scariest time you had? falling through the old calving shed... We had a buch of honery ass Saler heifers in there at the time
Worst pain you endured? i have been through alot
Funniest thing that has happened? watching the cows chase my brother instead of me... Its always funny when its happenin to someone else
What flower tastes really good? I will have to agree with sam on this one Bread and Butter...
Did sam do a good job making this shit? Hell yeah
What kind of trucks do you have? Mainly Fords
Why that brand? Cause they are cheap to fix
Did you grow up in the country? well if you constitute 40 miles from town in the country then um yeah
How many questions did you just change? None really
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Ya know i love all sorts of music...I dont like rap however... country, rock... what ever i am in the mood for
Favorite Movies.... Hmmmm. Van Wilder, anything with Vin Deisel, Waiting, Wedding Crashers, Pirates of the caribean, mostly anything with Johnny Depp... I love Comedy,, Purt near anything really
I dont read all that often and if i do it would be a magazine, and those would have to be: The Western Horseman, OutdoorLife, 4-wheeler, Transworld MotorCross and other magazines that appeal to my outdoorsy tastes
My dad.. of course... most of those in motocross and rodeo... its a hard life till you catch your big break... They all deserve and applause for doing what they love