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rampage82

About Me

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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You are 87% Virgo
How Virgo Are You?
tell me about yourself - the survey
Name: Guy
Birthday: August 26th 1982
Birthplace: Barn, or that's what they accuse me of anyways
Current Location: Mountainair
Eye Color: Crap Brown
Hair Color: Supposedly Black, but Sam is givin me alotta grey.
Height: Too Much
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both
Your Heritage: I don't know, by the looks of me I suspect my dad was an alien
The Shoes You Wore Today: My hat.
Your Weakness: Lesbians, hot ones.
Your Fears: Lesbians, not hot ones.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ice Cream.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did I put my gun.
Your Best Physical Feature: Wouldn't you like to know, damn survey is trying to trick me into looking concieted.
Your Bedtime: 0600.
Your Most Missed Memory: Where I put my millions of Dollars, can't find it anywhere.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell.
Single or Group Dates: None I've had my testies removed.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Gees I hate everything.
Do you Smoke: Oh wait... I like these.
Do you Swear: Yep on your mom.
Do you Sing: Oh what a crying shame. lalalala
Do you Shower Daily: nope I enjoy being stinky. Gotta fit in with the tweakers some how.
Have you Been in Love: She tells me that I am.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, Done that.
Do you want to get Married: Lets recap, uhh ... ... .... ... I'm gonna.
Do you belive in yourself: Well if I don't exist, I sure get a lot done.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I ride EJ.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure real beauty is on the inside.
&..39;Are you a Health Freak:' You really don't know me at all.
Do you get along with your Parents: They are my heros
Do you like Thunderstorms: What's with the 20 questions. Oh yeah I'm filling out a survey.
Do you play an Instrument: Cazoo and rockalalie
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep one beer, and it was delectiable.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep one cigarette, every five minutes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Heroin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep, had to spend alotta money, on something totally useless, damn wedding.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Month hell, go for uhhh the past 24 years, and the answer would still be HELL NO!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not yet.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes every day.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not yet, but it's about time for my annual shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Between a rock and a hard place.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A police officer, oh wait I already am, uhh how bout an astranaut
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Stupid can't even spell Favorite, boy you are a dumb survey, uhh lets go with white.
Favourite Hair Color: White.
Short or Long Hair: None
Height: 3'7"
Weight: 400
Best Clothing Style: daisy duke shoes, with a Catholic girl skirt, and No shirt.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too Many evidentaly
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: V for Vendetta
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just becoming a millionaire and forgetting where I put it.
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Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for ..1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


79%

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

Indiana Jones


71%

James Bond, Agent 007


67%

Maximus


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

Neo, the "One"


63%

El Zorro


58%

William Wallace


58%

Lara Croft


54%

The Terminator


38%
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Are you REALLY a christian?

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My Interests

Cutting the skin between my toes with a razorblade. Running over cats. Digging up people in graveyards. Kicking the neighbors cat. Beating up Sam. Sam doesn't like green eggs and ham. Poisioning the towns water supply. Eating nothing at all so that people think I'm anorexic. I like long walks down a trail of hot coals. I am a pirate. Charles Manson is my hero. I think the world would be a better place if we killed every two people. I think I need prozac. I once ate a goldfish. I am a compulsive lier. I cannot spell anything. I get my enjoyment out of life, by making Sam mad. I speak my own language. I.E. asldkjf asdic dniet aliehtnb asoidghnm coienm geoeth., maoicht ;mutherfucker a;lsdkjtic. That just about does it I think. See ya -- Rampage

You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Summer Ride is a Jeep
For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.
You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones. What's Your Summer Ride?
You Are 28 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Your Mood Ring is Blue-Green
Inner emotions charged
Yet, somewhat relaxed Mood Ring Generator You're a Wild Drunk You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
Your Scholastic Strength Is Inspiring Others
You are great at developing a vision, and getting others to adopt your way of thinking.
You are talented at leading, balancing tasks, and helping people work together.

You should major in:

Counseling
Environmental studies
Law
Social work
Political science
Nursing What Should You Major In? Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Iron Man 75% Green Lantern 70% Supergirl 57% Spider-Man 55% Hulk 55% The Flash 55% Wonder Woman 52% Robin 52% Batman 50% Catwoman 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the guy who invents the time machine. That way I could use it and steal his idea, he would never know it, and I would be rich.
Your Observation Skills Get An A
Hardly anything gets by you...
You have a great memory and eagle eyes How Observant Are You?
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Music:

Well hell, I suppose that I should actually make a statement about the music I like. Well I think some of my favorites are The Mavericks, Texas Tornadoes, Hank Sr, Kid Rock, Lynard Skynard, Eddie Money, Eddy Raven, Dire Straits, Bill Monroe, Roy Orbison, Freddy Fender, Highway 101, Johnny Cash, and the legend himself George Ducas (song = Lipstick Promises) . I like Country, Rock, Bluegrass, Classical, Classic Rock, Moldy Oldies, and pretty much anything besides those damn Mexican Trumpets -- except for Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Awful ones, including Fraility, Green Mile, Fallen, Shawshank Redemption, Me Myself and Irene, Super Toopers, Van Wilder, American Pie trilogy, Gostbusters, any movie dealing with Demons or Gobblins, The Devil's Advocate, Alex and Emma, The Notebook, The Exorcist (original), and the greatest of all time Napolean Dynomite.

Television:

Home shopping network. Sportscenter. Easy Living with Crack. Martha Stewart. Jesse off of Extreme 4x4. that is about it.

Books:

Beins I nevur lernt, me how to reed too gud, I need tha wons wit da pitures. Oh wait my favorite book is Alice in Wonderland / Through the Looking Glass by: Lewis Caroll.

Heroes:

Charles Manson. Billy Madison. Shrek. Nemo. Ole Yeller. Jack Daniels. Giorgio Armani. Sam. Jebus. The director of Anal Angels part 68. Wishbone. Goerge Carlin. Freddy Kruger. Troy Aikman. Scott Peterson. Kool Aid man. Stewie Griffin. Johnny Cash. Hitler. The creator of huked on funix (He lurned me huw to reed.) Homer Simpson. God (or Morgan Freeman). Sluts. old pickup trucks, onions, BLT's. Think i'm done.