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Jesus

About Me

Well I am the second coming of Jesus. Of Philadelphia, not Suburbia. Anyway, I already have 8 apostles, but if anyone wants to join just ask. Jesus has red hair and is short. I hang out with a kid named Pat who is obsessed with the Used (okay fine, passionate) and a fat kid named Derek. Need I say more. And then all the kids from Ghost (Sam, Riley, Bear, Pacca, you know, the whole gang). And yes, Jesus can curse, and he likes it too. Jesus likes music and sports. And Gary Bettman, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! Sorry, I just needed to get that out. Anyway, keep the faith and Jesus loves you, each and every one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and save them all, but it's kindahard, even for Jesus

My Blog

I was thinking...

maybe i should create a real myspace, and not just have this joke one.   i'll get back to you guys on that.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:57:00 GMT

Reviews for Aiden, Mars Volta, Death Cab

Aiden- Our Gangs Dark Oath These guys will be all over the place in a few months when they release their new album on Victory, so you better get used to them.  They have a pretty big fanbase all ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 22:20:00 GMT

I'm bored, so.............

More reviews! Yep, I've got nothing better to do, so I'm going to write reviews for all the major AFI cds. AFI- Answer That And Stay Fashionable This technically was AFI's full length debut, even thou...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 04:30:00 GMT

Reviews: At the Drive-In, Funeral for a Friend, Between Home and Serenity

At the Drive-In- Relationship of Command Okay, sue me.  I admit, I had never heard anything by these guys until a couple weeks ago.  Okay stop laughing.  But I'm willing to make up for ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 14:42:00 GMT

My Most Anticipated CDs of 2005

Since the early part of 2005 has not given us great CDs, I thought it might be a good time to think of what my most anticpated CDs of the year are. 5. Between Home and Serenity- Power Weapons in the C...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Apr 2005 21:24:00 GMT

New Reviews

Name Taken- Hold On This band had a song on the Drive-Thru Purevolume Comp, and the song was different enough to catch my ear and make me want to hear more. So I downloaded the CD. And overall, I...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Mar 2005 13:39:00 GMT

presales

Pre-sales are the greatest things ever invented. Especially when no one knows the name of the password to the JEW-TBS presale except for ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! Okay you convinced m...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Feb 2005 15:55:00 GMT

review for Absent Method- reality hurts E.P.

Absent Method- Reality Hurts E.P. These guys are probably the best band I have found so far on myspace. I downloaded the E.P., and I have to say, I like what I hear. The first song first seems to...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 20:19:00 GMT

review for Thursday- Waiting

Thursday- Waiting Okay, first off, this is not a full length. This is an E.P. That got me kinda mad, but this CD is just 8 songs and an intro. Anyway on to the music. The songs Porcelain, Ian Cu...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 11:47:00 GMT

new song

this is an old version of one of my favorite apo songs called clockwork. the new version is better though
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jan 2005 13:58:00 GMT