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Captain $aucypant$

Respect The Dead , Wear a Condom.

About Me

Tattoos are my addiction, Drinkin's my favorite past time, and all around mischief is my idea of a good time. I grew up in Vista, $an Diego, California, the Greatest place on Earth.Now I'm livin in $t. Petersburg, Florida which isn't too bad. You know, If I were you, I'd Get busy Livin cause as soon as your Born, Your Dyin. Also If life hands you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons instead of the oranges you asked for in the first place. Think life sucks? Well 99% of it is what you make of it, so if your life sucks, You suck.

My Interests

Your Mom, Teaching children to worship Satan, Warping the minds of a generation, Extreme Spooning, Parties, Keggers, Get togethers, Shin-digs, Box socials, Beer blasts, BBQ's, Strip Clubs, Las Vegas, Slip n' Slides, Some Call It Stalking I Call It Love

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom. Dr. Handsome McStudly --
[noun]:

A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

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Music:

Slayer, Cradle Of Filth, Bad Religion, Guns 'n' fucking Roses, Flogging Molly, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Minor Threat, Scotchgreens, Iron Maiden, Misfits, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Hank III, Dropkick Murphy's, Motorhead, The Dwarves, Social Distortion, The Resurex, The Weary Boys, Guttermouth, LagWagon, Devil Doll, The Dead Cats, The Atomic Men, Three Bad Jacks, NOFX, HorrorPops, Children Of Bodom, Pennywise, The Distillers, Rancid, Bouncing Souls, GWAR, and a shit load more.

Books:


Heroes:

Hank Williams Sr, Amber Monk, and myself..

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Photo Hunt Answers

1. Placement of Retard.   2. Certificate In Hand.   3. Color Of Building.   Did you find them all?...
Posted by Captain $aucypant$ on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

Word to your Mother

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a while back: Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban yo...
Posted by Captain $aucypant$ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST