Drunken Monkey

.. width="425" height="350" I was brought up by wild bears in the forrests of northern europe. After outgrowing them mentally and phyically, i decided to study Tang Soo Do in ancient japan (i did create a time machine during the bears nap time, didn't want them to think i was a show off). Came back, with a good tan and started my 'ninja monkey' school in the deep congo, as you can tell it was a school to train monkeys for my own private army. After this i decided to go to Uni, in Leeds, studying media. Joined the Rugby team, forgetting how unfit i was, but built up my tollerence for alcohol after the copeous amounts i've been drinking at uni. So no i spend my time making crap student films, drinking, being poor,playing rugby, singing in the shower, deciding which day time tv detective show i should watch (monk or murder she wrote - dam you BBC, bring back quincy). Looking into the future, going to arrange travelling after uni, just have cash flow problems, but aspire to be a go getting pro active 80's yuppie like to increase fiscal problems.