By the time I vote in Phoenix... you’ll be winning |
The Republicans Palin to insignificance as Obama storms into the whitehouse. Where where you when it happened? Personally, I was round at my neighbours house, wearing red rishnet tights an...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:10:00 GMT |
Partay??? |
Early this afternoon I went to the shop and bought two packets of crisps, eight cans of lager and two newspapers. TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE asked me if I was having a party. One girl's Sund...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
Wigs and smiles |
Do you ever get that thing where you see a pensh wearing a really bad wig, but you're loving that they've made the effort to come out shopping and try to look smart, so you try to catch their eye and ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:19:00 GMT |
The £2 chicken. |
You know when you've got a chicken, and it's fucked with amonia on its legs and it's full of growth hormone and crippled and pecked and sore and its neck gets wrung 35 days after it's born? Or i...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:48:00 GMT |
Producers tribute blog |
'Look at me now, I;m wearing a cardboard belt' When I clean my windows with coffee, I just think of dancing Nazis. As always.
'That's right, baby,if you've got it - snort it'!
Tribut...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:40:00 GMT |
Top 5 obsessions this year! |
1. Patsy Ramsey.
Did she, didn't she? Would she, wouldn't she? I'm sure by now, we all know about the proposed musical, and menstrual portrait.
2. Titanic.
Not one aspect of the sto...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:13:00 GMT |
No I’m going to the 12th floor... |
I'm sorry, but you've got to love anybody that gets into a lift and says 'going down?' in a lascivious and enquiring manner. Especially when they just want a reaction. But also to leave th...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
Shirley Porter |
Oh Shirley, Shirley Porter,
Do you really think you oughta
Sell the cemetries for five pence?
You're the Tesco founders daughter.
Recognise a liability
Instead of selling me for free
Just give me some...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:28:00 GMT |
Why oh why oh whyPhone? |
The 'iPhone'. Basically does, a year later, what the LG Prada has always done, whilst not looking as good. Strange the hype that Apple gets, whenever it does something really bog-standard....
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:14:00 GMT |
I’m going out to steal lavender |
I don't know if this is a good time, and also I'm wearing a housecoat, but I'm thinking a quiet Sunday night, in the early hours of the morning....
A few doors down there are suggestive, protruberant ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:46:00 GMT |
