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Jake

I believe Keanu Reeves said it best, when he said “Whoa!”

About Me


One of my favorite movies...EVER! .. .. .. .. font color="#000000" I like movies, would love to make movies, or at least work on them.I am worth $1,820,054 on HumanForSale.com

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And I think shit like this is VERY funny. Especially the black history thing. Ha Ha! .. .. .. .. How does one write genius like this? I'm sorry for posting pirated shit but I didn't pirate it! .. .. .. ..

My Interests



Really? Making th ultimate zombie/giant insect movie! And watching movies, watching TV, playing with little kids, moving to L.A., reading everything I can on L.A. and Hollywood history, and the inner workings of movie studios.

I'd like to meet:

George Clooney, Who else is worth it? OK, Gilbert Gottfried. James Gunn and Kevin Smith have also been on my radar lately. No offense to anyone else. It's just, George is the man!NEW!!!! Brian Lynch and Rich Monahan!! Those fucks are funny! Party Truck U.S.A. available on itunes and angrynakedpat.com

Music:

Sponge Cake Frank Sinatra a band I can't talk about otherwise Abby gets mad, and pretty much anything they play on Z107.5 WIL-MING-TON!!!!!
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Movies:

The 365 Day Challenge
Day 133 October 4, 2007 106. Flight of the Living Dead Day 132 October 3, 2007 105. High School Musical 2 Day 130 October 1, 2007 104. Close Encounters of the Third Kind Day 129 September 30, 2007 103. Mr. Woodcock 102. Fracture Day 128 September 29, 2007 101. Spider Baby 100. Stuck in the Suburbs Day 126 September 27, 2007 99. Campfire Tales Day 122 September 23, 2007 98. King’s Ransom 97. Kronk’s New Groove Day 121 September 22, 2007 96. Sydney White 95. Star Wars: Empire of Dreams 94. Grey’s Anatomy Episodes 1 & 2 (Rifftrax Commentary) Day 120 September 21, 2007 93. Shoot ‘Em Up Day 119 September 20, 2007 92. Code Name: The Cleaner Day 118 September 19, 2007 91. Freddy Vs. Jason Day 117 September 18, 2007 90. Cry-baby Day 115 September 16, 2007 89. Hairspray (2007) Day 114 September 15, 2007 88. Grandma’s Boy (R-rated version) 87. Miss Potter 86. Transmorphers 85. The Emperor’s New Groove Day 113 September 14, 2007 84. The Condemned Day 109 September 10, 2007 83. We Are Marshall 82. Perfect Stranger Day 107 September 8, 2007 81. 3:10 to Yuma (2007) 80. Drive Thru 79. Disney’s Hercules Day 102 September 3, 2007 78. Halloween (2007) 77. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007) 76 High School Musical Day 100 September 1, 2007 75. Reefer Madness (Mike Nelson Commentary) 74. The Bourne Supremacy 73. Balls of Fury 72. Fat Camp Day 98 August 30, 2007 71. 300 (Rifftrax commentary) Day 94 August 26. 2007 70. Vacancy Day 87 August 19, 2007 69. Spaceballs 68. Anchorman 67. Blades of Glory Day 86 August 18. 2007 66. Doomed to Die (1940) 65. The Bourne Identity 64. Superbad Day 81 August 13, 2007 63. The Bourne Ultimatum Day 79 August 11, 2007 62. Batman Begins 61. Becoming Jane Day 75 August 7, 2007 60. Men in Black 2 Day 74 August 6 2007 no movie Day 73 August 5, 2007 no movie Day 72 August 4, 2007 59. The Lost Weekend Day 71 August 3, 2007 58. Monster! 57. Disturbia Day 70 August 2, 2007 56. The Host Day 69 August 1, 2007 55. National Lampoon’s Vacation Day 68 July 31, 2007 54. The Ex Day 67 July 30 , 2007 53. Overnight Day 66 July 29, 2007 52. The Simpsons Movie Day 65 July 28, 2007 51. Godzilla (1998) Day 64 July 27, 2007 50. Men In Black Day 63 July 26, 2007 no movie Day 62 July 25 2007 no movie Day 61 July 24, 2007 no movie Day 60 July 23, 2007 49. Waitress Day 59 July 22, 2007 no movie Day 58 July 21. 2007 48. The Greatest Game Ever Played Day 57 July 20, 2007 47. Breach Day 56 July 19, 2007 No Movie Day 55 July 18, 2007 46. The Undying Monster Day 54 July 17, 2007 45. Delirious Day 53 July 16, 2007 44. Hollywood After Dark (Film Crew Commentary) Day 52 July 15, 2007 43. Planet of the Apes (2001) 42. Transporter Day 51 July 14, 2007 41. 1408 Day 50 July 13, 2007 40. Premonition Day 49 July 12, 2007 no movie Day 48 July 11, 2007 39. Over the Hedge Day 47 July 10, 2007 no movie Day 46 July 9, 2007 no movie Day 45 July 8, 2007 no movie Day 44 July 7, 2007 38. Transporter 2 Day 43 July 6, 2007 37. Transformers Day 42 July 5, 2007 no movie Day 41 July 4, 2007 no movie Day 40 July 3, 2007 36. Slither Day 39 July 2, 2007 35. Garfield Day 38 July 1, 2007 34. Vampyr - Der Traum des Allan Grey (1932) 33. Land of the Dead Day 37 June 30, 2007 32. Live Free or Die Hard Day 36 June 29, 2007 no movie Day 35 June 28, 2007 no movie Day 34 June 27, 2007 no movie Day 33 June 26, 2007 no movie Day 32 June 25, 2007 31. The Crawling Eye (Mystery Science Theater 3000 #101) Day 31 June 24, 2007 30. Back to the Future Day 30 June 23, 2007 29. Day of the Dead 28. Standing Still Day 26 June 19, 2007 no movie Day 25 June 18, 2007 no movie Day 24 June 17, 2007 27. Dawn of the Dead (1978 US Theatrical Version) 26. Dead Silence Day 23 June 16, 2007 25. Night of the Living Dead Day 22 June 15, 2007 no movie Day 21 June 14, 2007 24. Top Gun (Rifftrax commentary) Day 20 June 13, 2007 23. The Running Man Day 19 June 12, 2007 no movie Day 18 June 11, 2007 22. Bobby Day 17 June 10, 2007 no movie Day 16 June 9, 2007 21. Hostel 2 20. Die Hard Day 15 June 8, 2007 19. Oceans Thirteen Day 14 June 7, 2007 18. Oceans' Eleven 17. The Corpse Vanishes Day 13 June 6, 2007 16 Primeval Day 12 June 5, 2007 no movie Day 11 June 4, 2007 No movie Day 10 June 3, 2007 15. Ghostbusters Day 9 June 2, 2007 14. Hostel Day 8 June 1, 2007 13. Knocked Up Day 7 May 31, 2007 12. Horrors of Spider Island (Mystery Science Theater 3000) 11. Norbit Day 6 May 30, 2007 10. Night at the Museum Day 5 May 29, 2007 9. Georgia Rule Day 4 May 28, 2007 8 Apocalypto 7 Fantastic Four Day 3 May 27, 2007 6 Letters from Iwo Jima 5 Because I Said So Day 2 May 26, 2007 4. Who's Harry Crumb? 3. Sin City Day 1 May 25, 2007 2. Spies Like Us 1. Pirates of The Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Honorable Mentions Six Feet Under – Season 1 Six Feet Under – Season 2 Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County – Season 1
This challenge began Friday, May 25, 2007
This list merely reflects what I am watching. It does not reflect my favorite movies or the types of movies I like. I watch A LOT of movies I do not like!

Television:

Which character from The Office are you (the american version)?
You're Jim Halpert. You're sweet, cute, funny, smart, an all around great person. You should be proud. And I'm sorry everyone found out you like Pam...
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This should read more like "Television you DON'T watch." Anyway, here's what i do, as of today: Veronica Mars The Office Boston Legal Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip Sabrina the Teeange Witch (try it if you doubt me. I can change you!!!!) Scrubs The Loop Those vampire shows that aren't on TV anymore but are available on DVD for hours of mindless but witty fun! My Name is Earl JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Lost Sci-fi Channel Original Movies Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 85% Catwoman 80% The Flash 75% Superman 70% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 60% Robin 60% Iron Man 60% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 30% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Books:



Used to be into Stephen King before I stopped reading Fiction. Now, anything that has to do with movies. i am such a loser :( Also, horror novels and comics. Anything with zombies, really.

Heroes:

Bud The Chud

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My Blog

A Day In Jake

Call was pushed back so I slept in a little bit. Probably woke up about 7am. I missed my morning at the gym because of it and hence, my legs are a little weaker. I did go for a run (jog, really?) wi...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

The 365 Movie Challenge -- Only 20 days behind!

Day 87 August 19, 2007Blades of GloryDay 86 August 18. 200766. Doomed to Die (1940)65. The Bourne Identity64. SuperbadDay 81 August 13, 200763. The Bourne Ultimatum Day 79 August 11, 200762. Batman Be...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

The 365 movie challenge update

In case you havent noticed, I havent been posting in the blog what I've been watching and you may have ben led to beoielve i have given up. Not the case! I've merely been making a list of wht I've bee...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Movie 6 Letters from Iwo Jima - Day 2

I liked it.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:05:00 PST

Movie 5 Because I said So - Day 3

Because I Said So. You know what? I don't think I like Diane Keaton! Off the top of my head, I think I'VE SEEN TWO OF HER MOVIES: THIS piece of SHIT and another piece of shit, Annie Hall (sorry woody...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Day 2 - movie 4 Who's Harry Crumb

Who's Harry Crumb? Fat ass John Candy (and I mean that with all due respect). Funny stuff. Not funny like the kids like today but still enjoyable.
Posted by Jake on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:40:00 PST

Day 2 Movie 3 Sin City

Technically I watched Sin City on day 1 but oh well. I love this movie! THe coolest looking thing i have ever seen! Now onto the commentaries and uncut version
Posted by Jake on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

365 Day 1 - pirates & spies

So far today I've watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl & Spies like us. Good start to the challenge! two in one. Would have been at least three if I didn't piss away 3 hours pla...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

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Posted by Jake on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

What Kind of Driver are you?

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Posted by Jake on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:52:00 PST