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1. , Seth Francias Marek, family, priority people!!!, my personal spice on life, Kimberly Spice-ah,
XBOX 360 LIVE / COD4 H3
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, For Hire kids, making good choices, surrounding myself with great people, unflattering "to wear"seses, being critical but saving my judgments for my journal, deep breaths, BOULDER & GRASSHOPPER esque relation- SHIPS THAT DON'T SINK, creative RIGHTing, hair, faking retardation, amusing commercials, silent perfection, humbling situations, honesty being mistaken for cockiness, staying away from normalcy, shitty music, foreign films, THE LITTLE MERMAID, Mrs. Jolie, staying in love everyday, battling soldier squirrels, personal life theories that permit sleep, BRAVO, formulating conspiracies, evaluating and re-evaluating myself, recognizing counterfeit characters, staying away from said counterfeit characters, xanga , laziness, Walmart, hiding behind fabric, not being able to please everyone including myself, food, laughing when it's inappropriate, maintaining 'funny fuck' status, awareness, motherhood, and giving in and giving up, finally.
Some more tasty brains!, tasty hearts, and even tastier souls, someone to feel infinite with infinitely, FOTC!, someone who can keep up, a giant okra, a good liar, a great receiver of said good lies, my co-dependent, someone who talks Photography so we can chitchat, a person ridiculously in-tune with himself so we can share a toast, Security, Clarity, Sanity, Kurt Vonnegut wherever humanists go, Thom Yorke to have my babies, someone who watches and observes and understands then shares, a big piece of my heart, and someone who really, really, genuinely gives a fuck.
Shitty music like Radiohead, FOTC, Showbread, Jay Zdead, Her Words Killwhitneydead [RIP], Fiona Apple, BMTH, Fear Before the March of ..., Number 12, Evergreen morefrackin Terrace, noisenoisenoise, Regina Specktaculartor, Eisley, IncucanIrideyourbus, ridiculously talented friends, DCFC, Mahogany Frog, Portishead, The Blood Brothers, DFA 1979 [RIP], The Shins, Blood Red Shoes, HeavyHeavyLowBlowJoeLow, The Stiletto Formal, Cursive, Belle and Sebastian, YYY, The Smiths, FBTMOF, and Luke Pickett Fence.
Whatever has substance. And/or breakdowns. And/or sappy lyrics.
Mostly shit I don't look like I listen to OMgZ/@, or look too much like shit I'd listen to.
The Little Mermaid. AMELIE, Class, Ben Stiller movies, Will Ferrel movies, and Knocked Up. Donnie Shmarhoe. The Little Princess. Gia. Eternal Sunshine of the Hobo Mind. Fight Club. Rocket Science. Thank You For Not Smoking. Magagaganolia. Happenstance, He Loves Me Etoromania
On mute.
Allen being Allen.
Flight of the ...
Humans and that never-ending script.
BRAVO, LAW & ORDER CI & SVU, TLC, MTV, and VH1.
KURT VONNEGUT; Da Vinci's Winchi, Geisha Memoirs, The Perks of Being a Cockroach [or Wallflower, whatever], CHUCKS [Klosterman and Palahniuk], Jonathan Livingston Seagull, The Nancy Drew mysteries, Catchers and Ryes or Dyes that Died, & the mothafucking Harry Potter Series, bitch.
I'M STiL7 Wa8-eN On DeM ToOh Wr1T3 Da Bo0k5 LaYk3 Diz, you know.
Myself. Allen. Seth. Everyone who should know who they are. Vonnegut, man - fucker's a fucking genius. Anyone who's okay with looking like an idiot. They're usually the smartest ones.
MONSTER'S MOFCKING DETAILS
Status: My heart is everywhere.
Here to: Be amused by your life choices.
Orientation: Bisexually straight, with a penis and vag!
Hometown: Davao can S[an]uck my Diego, California.
Body Type: Lumpy, fat, wrinkly, & slowly decomposing.
Ethnicity: Can't-Handle-It AZN.
Heaven vs Hell: Agnostic, but faithful. Fuck religion.
Sign: "STOP." Ermm, Gemini.
Smoke / Drink: Socially and when driving/ ALLERGIC!
Mini You's?: Made Perfection.
Occupation: Food prep, bartender, hooker, & mind fucker.
Income: $1.00/hr