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Michael [Funky ch-pimp]

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket

About Me

I guess you're here to read about me. I can be described using 7 words: Fire Department, HALO and Call of Duty 4. I love work, and I love my X Box. If you play, my gamertag is firefighter524. I enjoy playing guitar and eating Arby's. I can cook, decently, and enjoy doing so on a regular basis, hence my enhanced waist size. If there's anything else you want to know, you can't, because I would have to kill you. This message will self destruct in 3... 2... 1... Mark.

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My Interests

FD, Guitar, paintball... And I freaking LOVE my XBOX 360!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ.... and I'd like to see Daniel Long again one day... In this lifetime though, I wanna meet Mark Tremonti, Chad Kroeger, Daniel Adair, Alan Brunacini, Billy G and Vincent Dunn.
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Music:

Rock... anything else depends. I enjoy listening to: Seek Codes

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Movies:

Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Major Payne, Tommy Boy, Saw, Saw 2, Tears of the Sun, Daredevil, Cars, Wedding Crashers, Good Luck Chuck...

Television:

LA Ink, Family Guy, South Park, Fox News, Spike TV (CSI), King of the Hill... And HOCKEY!

Books:

Rainbow 6

Heroes:

Jesus ChristJesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!I also consider every man and woman who has sacrificed their lives in the Fire Service as heroes.Military, Law Enforcement, EMS- More true heroes.

My Blog

20 Years Old... Wow...

So, I'm sitting here and thinking about some of the last twenty years while I am waiting to go home from work at station 55. How am I able to work for such a great organization, while so many people I...
Posted by Michael [Funky ch-pimp] on Sat, 24 May 2008 04:32:00 PST

Someone That Youre With

I reside at 209... You're at 208. You moved in last Friday night, and I just couldn't wait. So I tried to call across the hall to ask you out Sunday... But a lineup formed outside your door, and I was...
Posted by Michael [Funky ch-pimp] on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

You'll NEVER believe it

OK, here's how it goes... me Jimmy and his girl are going to get his drums... I have a trashcan in the back of my tiny ass toyota truck. We remember it, and decide to drop it off on the side of the di...
Posted by Michael [Funky ch-pimp] on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST

hole...

I'm through thinkng of things to say to you, It's true, I've said enough and so have you. Just drive, you slam the door, and so do I. Tongue tied from all the little things, And they're the reason th...
Posted by Michael [Funky ch-pimp] on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

YEAHHH!!!! Last line in the chorus says it all!!!

They usually come around about 10 o' clock, You can hear 'em, you can tell by the way they knock. Somebody  said the other one had a badge, Who told ya, who told ya?   How about if I stay an...
Posted by Michael [Funky ch-pimp] on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST

This song

This song says how some of my life is... and probably a lot of people feel... Looking back at me, I see that I never really got it right, I never stopped to think of you, I'm always wrapped up in thin...
Posted by Michael [Funky ch-pimp] on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST