I'd like to meet:
Alison, my beautiful manfriend!!
DANIEL JOHNS!!(Need i tell you why?)
Peter Griffin (if he was a real dude)
Henrik Larsson!(he can teach me how to play footy)
Squidward(coz i wana make him smile he's probly a real dude who jus needs to relax and get drunk)
Claudio Sanchez(coz he's a legend)
Bam Margera(so i can teach him how to jump off houses)
a monkey
Bender
Danger mouse
Jack Johnson
and of course carmen electra!!!